U.S. Exposes Ex-Olympian's Alleged Cocaine Empire ❄️🏂

U.S. Sanctions Canadian Ex-Olympian on FBI Most Wanted List for Global Cocaine Empire. The U.S. just clapped back at a whole network of sus activities, from Russia low-key funding sketchy stuff in Ukraine, to cybercrime getting nuked with sanctions. Oh, and they're coming for pangolin traffickers in

TL:DR

The U.S. just clapped back at a whole network of sus activities, from Russia low-key funding sketchy stuff in Ukraine, to cybercrime getting nuked with sanctions. Oh, and they're coming for pangolin traffickers in Nigeria. But the biggest tea? An ex-Olympian snowboarder from Canada is on the FBI's Most Wanted list for allegedly running a whole cocaine empire. Like, what?!

The Deets

Okay, so the feds are NOT playing games. They're exposing some serious shady business going down worldwide. First up, they found emails that spill the tea on how a Kremlin-backed foundation was allegedly slipping cash to pro-Russia peeps in Ukraine, disguised as "legal aid." That's a major 🚩🚩🚩.

But wait, there's more! The US, UK, and Australia just teamed up to drop the hammer on some Russia-based cybercrime hosting firms like Media Land and Aeza Group. Apparently, these guys were enabling ransomware and other digital felonies. Sanctions are hitting the companies, execs, and even companies in other countries. That's gonna sting!

In other news, Nigeria just scored a W in the fight against pangolin trafficking. Seems like they're actually making progress on that front. One less L for these vulnerable critters.

And now for the main event... 🤯 An ex-Canadian Olympian snowboarder, Ryan James Wedding, is now on the FBI's Most Wanted list and has been sanctioned by the U.S. Treasury. Why? Because he's allegedly running a whole GLOBAL cocaine-trafficking empire. They're saying he's moving major weight, ordering hits, and using crypto and front companies to wash the dirty money. Dude went from shredding slopes to allegedly building an empire... of SUS! 🏂➡️❄️

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Clapped back To respond to something assertively.
Sus Suspicious or shady.
Low-key Secretly or subtly.
Sketchy Questionable or untrustworthy.
Tea Gossip or inside information.
🚩 Red Flag.
Drop the hammer To take decisive action.
Felonies Serious crimes.
Scored a W Achieved a win or success.
L Loss or failure.
🤯 Mind Blowing.
Major Weight Big amount of Cocaine.
Hits Murders.
Washing the dirty money Money Laundering.
Sus Suspicious or shady.

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