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Two Teens Lookin' Rough After Car vs. Tractor Fail 🚜💥

Two teens in life-threatening condition following collision. Major L in Ottawa, fam. Sedan ate it HARD against some farm equipment. Two teens in critical condition, one ejected, the other trapped. Firefighters pulled through, but it was touch-and-go. Cops tryna find out what went down.

Edith Singh

07 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Major L in Ottawa, fam. Sedan ate it HARD against some farm equipment. Two teens in critical condition, one ejected, the other trapped. Firefighters pulled through, but it was touch-and-go. Cops tryna find out what went down.

The Deets

Yo, check it. Friday evening took a turn for the worst in the 613. A sedan and tractor towing tandem disks decided to become one on Brophy Dr. And it wasn't a cute meet-cute, iykyk.

Two teens in the sedan got served some serious injuries. One got ejected straight outta the whip, and the other was trapped inside like they were starring in a horror movie. Both were yeeted to CHEO ASAP, fighting for their lives. The tractor driver walked away without a scratch, which is kinda sus, ngl.

Shoutout to the Ottawa Fire Service for showing up and doing the damn thing. They stabilized the car (safety first, kids!), hosed it down just in case, and then played hero by freeing the trapped teen. Bystanders were there too, helping out where they could. Mad respect to everyone who stepped up.

Now the po-po are on the case, tryna piece together what caused this whole mess. If you saw anything or got some dashcam footage, hit up the Ottawa Police Service Fatal Collision Investigation Unit, or slide into Crime Stoppers' DMs anonymously. Let's help them get to the bottom of this, for real.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Lookin' Rough	In a bad condition
Fail	An action that didn't go as planned.
Major L	Big Loss
Ate it HARD	Collided violently.
613	Area code for Ottawa, Ontario, Canada
Iykyk	If you know, you know
Yeeted	Thrown with force/moved quickly.
ASAP	As soon as possible
Sus	Suspicious
Ngl	Not gonna lie
Po-po	Police

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