Trump Still Down to Snatch Up Canada? 🇨🇦 Says "Nah, We Good" 🙅‍♀️

The Deets

Alright, listen up, fam. So, Trump's still out here wildin', saying he's all about Canada joining the U.S. Says it'll be a W for Canadians 'cause of "lower taxes" and a "free military." Like, okay boomer, who asked?

But hold up, Canada's Prime Minister Mark Carney ain't having it. He straight-up told Trump that Canada is "not for sale." Like, period. He's all about beefing up Canada's own defense game. 💪

Now, here's where it gets a lil' spicy. Apparently, Trump's been throwing shade at Canada for a minute, even messing with their statehood (whatever that means 🙄) and slapping tariffs on their stuff. Some of those tariffs are paused rn, but still. The vibes are off.

During a sit-down in the Oval Office on May 6, 2025, Carney told Trump straight up, "Canada's not for sale." And Trump's response? "Never say never." 🚩🚩🚩 Sus, right?

Trump's doubling down on the tariffs, saying he wants to bring back American manufacturing and doesn't want any Canadian steel or cars. It all ties back to the USMCA trade deal, which is getting a review next year. Carney's already hinting at changes, so get ready for some drama.

And to top it off, Trump's out here questioning if the USMCA is even necessary anymore. He said it was cool for replacing NAFTA, but now he's not so sure. The shade, the shade! 💀

Basically, Carney's trying to make a deal to end the trade beef, but Trump ain't giving up any specifics. He even threw some shade at the old Canadian leaders, Justin Trudeau and Chrystia Freeland. Yikes! 😬

Trump is saying the U.S. subsidizes Canada by $200 billion annually? But the real tea is that the U.S. just buys a ton of Canadian oil and gas. It's a whole economic thing. 💸💸💸

So yeah, the U.S.-Canada relationship? Still kinda messy. Stay tuned, 'cause this is def gonna be a wild ride. Buckle up, besties! 🎢