Trump Lowkey Wants Canada to Become the 51st State, and the Canadian Election is Giving Main Character Vibes 🇨🇦🇺🇸

The Tea

Alright, besties, gather 'round 'cause this is a wild ride. So, Donald Trump, being extra as always, is back on his "Canada should be a state" BS. Like, he's saying the US spends mad stacks supporting Canada and it's sus unless they become the 51st state. He even said it was "meant to be," which is kinda cringe, tbh.

But wait, there's more! Canada's actually having an election rn, with Mark Carney (Liberal Party) going head-to-head with Pierre Poilievre (Conservative Party). And guess what's, like, totally influencing the whole thing? You guessed it, Trump's chaotic energy.

Trump's tryna bribe Canada with tax cuts, more military power, and all sorts of economic benefits if they become a state. Zero tariffs? Sounds kinda sweet. But let's be real, it's also sus af. Meanwhile, the election is neck and neck, with everyone stressing about taxes, security, and how to deal with Trump's trade war. Housing is also a big mood.

Mark Carney is promising tax cuts and more investment in the armed forces. On the other hand, Poilievre is all about smaller government and lower taxes. The polls are saying it's gonna be a close one, so buckle up, buttercups, because Canada's political scene is about to pop off!

Oh, and BTW, Jagmeet Singh, (NDP) and Yves-François Blanchet (Bloc Québécois) exist too.