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Trump Lowkey Wants Canada to be a State? 🇨🇦➡️🇺🇸 Marco Rubio Explains the Vibe 😬

Marco Rubio forced to explain why Trump wants Canada to be a state. So, word is Trump has been saying Canada should become the 51st state. Like, for real. He says it's about trade and stuff. Marco Rubio had to hop on TV and be like, "Nah, we ain't doing that... yet?" Trudeau and Carney are both scre

Edith Singh

27 Apr 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

So, word is Trump has been saying Canada should become the 51st state. Like, for real. He says it's about trade and stuff. Marco Rubio had to hop on TV and be like, "Nah, we ain't doing that... yet?" Trudeau and Carney are both screaming "Caaaap."

The Tea is Spilled

Okay, bestie, listen up 'cause this is kinda wild. Apparently, Trump has been on one lately, saying that Canada should just join the US and become the 51st state. No cap. He's been saying it since his 2024 campaign, and some folks are starting to think he's deadass serious.

Trump's reasoning is kinda sus. He says some old Canadian Prime Minister told him Canada couldn't survive without unfairly trading with the US. So, in Trump's mind, they might as well become a state and get all the tax and military benefits. 🤷

Marco Rubio had to go on Meet the Press and be like, "Chill, everyone. We ain't about to annex Canada." But he didn't exactly deny Trump ever said it. He just said they haven't actually DONE anything to make it happen. So, like, is he confirming or what? 🤔

Former Prime Minister Trudeau and current PM Mark Carney are both buggin' out over this. Trudeau warned everyone that Trump's desire to annex Canada was real. And Carney straight-up said that Trump brought up the idea with him. Carney was clear, though: "It's never gonna happen, period."

This whole thing is happening while there are major trade beefs going on between the US and Canada. Trump slapped some heavy tariffs on Canadian imports, and Canada ain't happy about it. With the Canadian elections coming up, this is all adding fuel to the fire. Will this affect the Canadian election?

Bottom line: Trump wants Canada, Rubio's playing it cool, and Canada is not amused. What a time to be alive.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Lowkey	Secretly, subtly.
Sus	Suspicious.
No cap	No lie, seriously.
Deadass	Seriously.
Beef	Argument or disagreement
Buggin'	To get worked up or upset

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