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Trump Lowkey Threatening Canada? 🇨🇦🤔 Doug Ford's Got Beef! 🥩

Donald Trump is 'not trolling' Canada with 51st state threats and Doug Ford agrees. Okay, so Trump's out here wildin', saying Canada should become the 51st state. Doug Ford ain't havin' it, calling cap on Trump's whole vibe. Canadians are also sus of the US, thinking the relationship is as cringe as

Edith Singh

25 Apr 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so Trump's out here wildin', saying Canada should become the 51st state. Doug Ford ain't havin' it, calling cap on Trump's whole vibe. Canadians are also sus of the US, thinking the relationship is as cringe as the one with Russia! 😬

The Tea is Piping Hot ☕️

So, word on the street is Trump was yappin' to TIME magazine about how he's "not trolling" when he brings up Canada becoming the 51st state. He's throwin' shade about how the U.S. is bankrollin' Canada and the only way to fix it is if they become a state. Like, bruh, that's some serious shade.

But wait, there's more! Ontario Premier Doug Ford is straight-up beefin' with Trump, saying he's tryna nuke Canada's economy. Ford's like, "Nah, fam, Canada will NEVER be the 51st state!" He's not vibin' with the uncertainty Trump's creating, and honestly, who is?

And it gets even spicier! Apparently, only like 16% of Canadians think they have a good relationship with the U.S. That's the same as how they feel about Russia! Meanwhile, over 75% are chill with Mexico. Jack Jedwab is saying Trump's actions and expectations are the reason for the ick vibe. Also, some ambassador from China offered Canada a collab to push back against the US. Major plot twist!

So, yeah, the U.S.-Canada relationship is giving major drama. Stay woke, fam. 👀

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Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Word on the street	Rumor or gossip.
Wildin'	Acting crazy or out of control.
Bankrollin'	Financially supporting.
Throwin' shade	Being disrespectful or critical.
Beefin'	Having a disagreement or conflict.
Nuke	Destroy.
Vibin'	Getting along well.
Ick vibe	Negative feeling.
Calling cap	Denouncing something as a lie.
Sus	Suspicious.
Bruh	Bro; Friend.
Fam	Family; Friend.
Plot twist	Unexpected or surprising event.
Stay woke	Stay informed and aware of important issues.

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