Trump Lowkey Thinks Canada Should Be the 51st State? πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Trump endorses himself in Canada’s national election. Okay, so like, Trump just straight-up endorsed himself in Canada's election. He's saying Canada should join the US, promising tax cuts and bigger businesses. But some peeps are saying his antics might actually help the current Prime Minister, Car

TL:DR

Okay, so like, Trump just straight-up endorsed himself in Canada's election. He's saying Canada should join the US, promising tax cuts and bigger businesses. But some peeps are saying his antics might actually help the current Prime Minister, Carney, pull out a W. Canada's vibing as a prosperous nation but lowkey dealing with US tension and tariffs.

The Deets

Bruh, lemme spill the tea. So, Trump, right? He's out here saying Canada should just become the 51st state of the US. Like, no cap, he actually endorsed himself in their national election. He’s tryna unify the US and Canada under his leadership. Imagine the Twitter storm.

Trump's saying if Canada joins, he'll slash taxes, beef up the military, and make Canadian businesses go off. He's been throwing shade about how Canada's kinda riding on the US, and even hinted at annexing them before. Shady, right?

Word on the street is that the Conservatives were supposed to win the election, but Trump's antics, like threatening tariffs, might actually be boosting Prime Minister Mark Carney and his Liberal Party. It's giving plot twist.

He's even going off about how the US has a trade deficit with Canada, saying it's like the US is subsidizing them. Basically, he's saying the US shouldn't be helping Canada out anymore. It's messy, for real.

Canada's got about 40 million people, and they're usually chillin' as a prosperous nation and close ally of the US. But with all this drama, who knows what's gonna happen? Stay woke, fam.

Also, there's some other random stuff happening, like elections in Delhi, budget talks, the Pope might become a saint, and some drama with Iran and the US. Plus, someone smashed windows at the Pakistan High Commission in London. The world's wildin' out here.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Lowkey Understated; somewhat.
No cap Seriously, no lie.
Bruh Bro, friend.
Spill the tea Share the gossip.
Go off Succeed, do well.
Shady Suspicious, untrustworthy.
Word on the street Rumor, gossip.
Boosting Helping, improving.
For Real Truly, honestly.
Wildin' Behaving erratically or recklessly.

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