Trump Low-Key Tries to Cop Canada, Says It's Just a Prank, Bro πŸ˜‚πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ

Trump Announces U.S.-Canada Merger To Mark Carney's Surprise, Then Says β€˜Just Kidding’. So, Trump was hangin' with the Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, and drops this bomb about merging the US and Canada. Carney's face was like 😬. Apparently, Trump's been on this "merger" thing for a min, but

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So, Trump was hangin' with the Prime Minister of Canada, Mark Carney, and drops this bomb about merging the US and Canada. Carney's face was like 😬. Apparently, Trump's been on this "merger" thing for a min, but Canada ain't havin' it. It was all a joke tho... or was it?

The Tea

Okay, so peep this: Trump was chillin' with Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney in the Oval Office. Everything seemed pretty standard until Trump, outta pocket, announces they're merging the US and Canada. Like, for real? Carney just smiles like "Nah, fam, we good," and keeps it moving with his speech.

Carney actually showed Trump some love, giving him props for gettin' NATO to cough up more dough for defense and even mentioned Trump's trying to bring peace to the Middle East. But fr, Trump's been on this "merger" kick before, even clowning former Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau about it back in the day. But fr Canada ain't tryna be anyone's sidekick.

HuffPost is saying the idea of the U.S.-Canada merger has been discussed during Trump's second term. Times of India noted Trump called Carney a "world-class leader" and a tough negotiator, but also brought up a "natural conflict" between the countries.

When quizzed about the current trade deal Trump just said a joke. Seems sus af.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Low-key A little bit, subtly.
Outta pocket Acting inappropriately or wildly.
Fam Friend, close acquaintance.
Props Respect, recognition.
Dough Money.
Sus Suspicious.
AF As F*ck.
Fr For Real.
Min Minute.

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