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Toronto's Bluffers Park: Stabbing Sus? 🔪 Park Hangout Gone Wrong

2 teens arrested after stabbing at Toronto’s Bluffers Park. Bruh, Toronto's Bluffers Park was NOT the vibe on June 6th. Two teens got shanked during a social sesh. Cops cuffed two suspects, but they think there's more involved. Keep it 100, if you saw something, say something!

Edith Singh

14 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Bruh, Toronto's Bluffers Park was NOT the vibe on June 6th. Two teens got shanked during a social sesh. Cops cuffed two suspects, but they think there's more involved. Keep it 100, if you saw something, say something!

The Deets

Okay, so listen up, fam. Last week at Bluffers Park in Toronto, things got a little too real. Like, knife emoji real. Two 17-year-olds ended up getting stabbed during what was supposed to be just a regular hangout. One dude caught some lacerations on his leg and hand – ouch! The other got it in the back – major L.

Thankfully, both are gonna be okay, no cap. They got rushed to the hospital and patched up. But here's where it gets even more sus: cops rolled up and arrested an 18-year-old and a 16-year-old, both local. They're facing a whole laundry list of charges, including aggravated assault and assault with a weapon. Big yikes.

Apparently, the victims and the suspects knew each other. So, drama? Maybe. Beef? Could be. But the cops ain't stopping there. They think there are more people involved and are asking anyone who saw anything to come forward. If you were there and saw something, anything, hit up the Toronto PD. Let's keep it 100 and help them solve this.

Word is, they're slappin' those suspects with charges like two counts of aggravated assault, two counts of assault with a weapon, and even failure to comply with a release order. It's a whole mess, TBH.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus	Suspicious.
Bruh	Bro.
No cap	No lie, for real.
L	Loss.
Keep it 100	Be honest.
TBH	To be honest.

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