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Toronto Crime Spree: Slippers, Backpack Grabs, and a Whole Lotta Sketch 🚨

Crime scene: Female suspect sought after person assaulted downtown. Okay, so Toronto's wildin' out rn. We got a slipper-wearing assailant downtown, some sus stuff goin' down in Ajax, and a whole break-in situation in Uxbridge. Stay safe out there, fam!

Edith Singh

05 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so Toronto's wildin' out rn. We got a slipper-wearing assailant downtown, some sus stuff goin' down in Ajax, and a whole break-in situation in Uxbridge. Stay safe out there, fam!

The Deets

Toronto PD is on the hunt for a female suspect after an altercation downtown on April 29th around 9:49 PM. Apparently, there was a whole argument and someone ended up getting hurt (minor injuries, thankfully). The suspect? Shorty was rocking black shoulder-length hair, a black shirt, black pants, brown furry slippers (furry slippers?!?), and a red purse. She booked it into a parking garage after. If you see her, don't be a hero; hit up the authorities ASAP!

Meanwhile, in Scugog, some dude named Seth Mantifel is catching heat. He's been charged with robbery and sexual assault after three separate incidents in Ajax. Allegedly, he was out here targeting the ladies. Not a vibe, my guy. Not a vibe AT ALL.

Speaking of Ajax, Durham Regional Police spilled the tea on those incidents. Apparently, on May 29, someone got inappropriately touched. Then, on Friday, some dude tried to swipe a girl's backpack in a plaza. And on Saturday, another girl had her backpack snatched while just walking down the street. Sketchy behavior all around.

Last but not least, over in Uxbridge, Brian Maschke from Toronto is in trouble for tryna break into someone's house. This went down on Tuesday around 1:15 AM. Dude apparently caused a bunch of damage to the house and some cars too. He's facing charges for break-and-enter, messing stuff up, makin' threats, and not following court orders. Big yikes.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
RN	Right Now.
PD	Police Department.
ASAP	As Soon As Possible.
Sus	Suspicious.
Caught Heat	In trouble.
Not a vibe	Not good; Disagreeable.
Booked it	Left quickly.

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