Tesla's Cybertruck Range Extender: Cancelled? That's Sus 😬
Tesla cancels Cybertruck's promised range extender. Yo, Tesla's pulling a major 🚩. They just yeeted the Cybertruck's promised range extender. Like, straight up GONE. And Autopilot? It's about to get gatekept. Cybertruck fam are NOT vibing rn.
TL:DR
Yo, Tesla's pulling a major 🚩. They just yeeted the Cybertruck's promised range extender. Like, straight up GONE. And Autopilot? It's about to get gatekept. Cybertruck fam are NOT vibing rn.
Spilling the Tea 🍵
Okay, listen up, fam. Big T just ghosted on the Cybertruck range extender. Remember that battery pack that was supposed to make your truck go the extra mile? Yeah, that's not happening. It was supposed to drop early 2025, then got pushed to mid-2025, and now it's just straight up cancelled. If you pre-ordered that bad boy, get ready for a refund, because you're getting your bread back!
For those who don't know, this range extender was supposed to sit in the truck bed and boost the Cybertruck's range from 523 km to around 732-756 km. Which is, like, a major glow up.
But wait, there's more 💀. Tesla's also tweaking Autopilot. That Autosteer feature, the one that keeps you in your lane? Used to be standard, but now it's pay-to-play. If you don't cop the Full Self-Driving (FSD) package, no Autosteer for you. Unless... they're tossing a free one-year sub to FSD, but after that, you gotta pay up or go back to basics. This is a big L for the Cybertruck stans.
Speaking of the Cyberbeast, Tesla sold over 46,000 Cybertrucks in the U.S. and 500 in Canada in 2024. Then, 750 in Canada in the first three months of 2025. But, almost every single truck is being recalled for janky glue.
Aight, that's the tea ☕. Stay woke, y'all.
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Sus | Suspicious, questionable. |
| Yeeted | Threw with force, discarded. |
| 🚩 | Red Flag. |
| Gatekept | When someone keeps access to something exclusive. |
| Cybertruck fam | Fans of the Cybertruck. |
| Not vibing | Not liking. |
| Big T | Tesla. |
| Ghosted | Abandoned. |
| Bread | Money. |
| Glow Up | Improvement. |
| 💀 | Dying of laughter. |
| Pay-to-play | Requiring payment to participate. |
| Cop | Buy. |
| L | Loss. |
| Stans | Overly Enthusiastic Fan. |
| Janky | Poor Quality. |
| The tea | The gossip. |
| Stay woke | Stay informed. |