Tea Spill: Trump Trippin', Ad Legend Yeets, and Meta's Doing the Most β˜•οΈπŸ˜¬

5 stories you must read today, October 24: From Trump ending trade negotiations with Canada to ad legend Piyush Pandey. Okay, so the news is WILD today. Trump rage quit on Canada, a legendary ad guy dipped, and Meta's straight-up firing peeps. Plus, some old massacre report is finally seeing the lig

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Okay, so the news is WILD today. Trump rage quit on Canada, a legendary ad guy dipped, and Meta's straight-up firing peeps. Plus, some old massacre report is finally seeing the light. Asia's tryna dodge US tariffs like it's nobody's business with IMF's secret advice. Stay woke, fam!

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Alright, listen up, cause this is a LOT. First off, Trump just dipped on trade talks with Canada faster than you can say "bye Felicia," allegedly cause of some ad campaign he didn't vibe with. Like, seriously? πŸ™„

In other news, Piyush Pandey, a total OG in the Indian ad world, just clocked out at 70. Rest in Power to a legend πŸ•ŠοΈ.

And speaking of drama, Ashley Tellis, some policy guru, got pinched for hoarding top-secret files, but now he's just chilling at home under house arrest. Talk about a plot twist. 😳

Also, the Assam Cabinet is finally gonna drop the tea on the Nellie massacre from '83. That's some heavy stuff. πŸ€”

But wait, there's more! Meta is doing a whole purge, axing employees left and right, even in their AI squad and the peeps who are supposed to keep things from going sideways. Corporate be wildin' πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ

Oh, and the IMF? They're telling Asian countries to team up and ditch those annoying non-tariff barriers. Apparently, it'll help them dodge those US tariffs that Trump keeps throwing around. Could boost Asia's GDP by 1.4% and ASEAN economies by up to 4%. Projections show Asia growing 4.5% in 2025, slowing to 4.1% in 2026. Smart move, tbh. 😎

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Tea Gossip, news, information.
Trippin' Acting crazy, overreacting.
Yeets Leaves, departs, dies.
Doing the most Exaggerating, going overboard.
Rage quit To suddenly quit something due to anger.
Bye Felicia A dismissive way to say goodbye to someone insignificant.
OG Original gangster, someone respected and admired.
Clocked out Passed away, died.
Rest in Power A respectful way to honor someone who has died.
Pinched Arrested.
Hoarding Secretly collecting something.
Plot twist An unexpected turn of events.
Drop the tea Reveal the information.
Heavy stuff Serious or difficult subject matter.
Doing a whole purge Removing a large number of people or things.
Axing Terminating, getting rid of someone or something.
Squad Group, team.
Peeps People.
Corporate be wildin' Corporate decision-making is acting erratically.
TBH To be honest.
Smart move A good decision.
Stay woke Stay informed and aware of social and political issues.
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