Tea Spill Alert: From Secret Service Flexin' to OHL Chaos to Kimmel's Comeback ☕️🚨
Glass shatters, falls on coach during OHL hockey game. Okay, fam, get this: Secret Service out here playing superhero near the UN, OHL game went totally sideways with shattered glass, woman in Guelph is no longer with us, Kimmel's back on ABC. Trump's gonna be yappin' at the UN, and they're finally
TL:DR
Okay, fam, get this: Secret Service out here playing superhero near the UN, OHL game went totally sideways with shattered glass, woman in Guelph is no longer with us, Kimmel's back on ABC. Trump's gonna be yappin' at the UN, and they're finally gonna spill the tea about that gun buyback program and the TikTok probe. GTA home sales? Stalled. Plus, North York's wildin' with stabbings and a drawbridge stunt straight out of a movie. The world is straight up *chaos* rn.
The Deets
Yo, listen up! Things are wildin' out here. The Secret Service was legit playing no games near the UN, taking down some tech that could've messed with cell service in NYC. Major W for safety, no cap!
But then, for real, at an OHL hockey game, a pane of glass shattered and fell right onto the coach’s head during a game between the Windsor Spitfires and London Knights, but thankfully he's chillin'! Talk about a jumpscare! The OHL is already on it, investigating to make sure this doesn't happen again. Hope everyone's okay, that sounds lowkey traumatic.
In other news, things took a turn for the worst after a woman in Guelph got hit by a car... Also, Jimmy Kimmel's back on ABC after his suspension – someone get the popcorn ready, because the reviews are in!
And that’s not all, folks! Trump’s gonna be at the UN, probably dropping some hot takes. The government is finally gonna give us the 411 on that gun buyback program. Plus, we're finally getting the DL on that TikTok probe. Are they gonna ban it or what?!
Meanwhile, in the GTA, new home sales are looking drier than my bank account, and North York is straight up wild west. There's been an assault, a stabbing, and some dude pulled a parkour move over a drawbridge during a high-speed chase. Like, what is going on?!
Speaking of wild, some former writer from 'The Bear' got kicked off a train in New York. Drama, drama, drama!
Also, heads up for anyone trying to come to the US – the H-1B Visa fee just YEETED to $100K. Ouch. And the fam of that five-year-old who died in that hyperbaric chamber fire is suing for $100 million. Seriously heartbreaking.
Oh, and peep this: the US is about to keep a close eye on TikTok's algorithm in some new deal with China. Maybe our For You pages will finally start making sense? And Machu Picchu might lose its "seven wonders" title. Major L if that happens!
Some moms are stressin' after Trump's comments on autism because it can affect society's perception of neurodiversity. And to top it all off, Toronto might get hit with storms later today. So yeah, stay safe out there, fam!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| No cap | For real, no lie. |
| Wildin' | Acting crazy or out of control. |
| Tea | Gossip, news, information. |
| DL | Down Low; The inside Scoop. |
| 411 | Information about something. |
| YEETED | Violently Throw/Propel. |