Sus Vibes Outside Guelph School? 🤨 + Dude Fakes Car Theft?!

The Tea, Sis

Okay, so listen up, fam. There's some sus stuff going down in Guelph. First off, the police are investigating a report about a woman who approached three young boys outside a school near Downey Road and Ptarmigan Drive. This went down around 8:20 a.m. on a Friday, so you know, prime time for school stuff.

Apparently, this woman was grilling the kids about why no adults were around and then, get this, she tried to convince them to hop into her car. Big yikes! Luckily, the kids were smart and booked it inside to tell a teacher. According to the police, no vehicle was actually seen, and there was no physical contact, which is a relief. The woman is described as white, looking like she's in her 70s, rocking a green shirt, black shorts, a white hat, and sunglasses. If you've seen her, hit up Const. Michael Nixon ASAP.

But wait, there's more! This dude in Guelph crashed his car and then tried to pull a fast one by reporting it stolen. The police weren't having it, tho. He got arrested and is facing charges for public mischief, dangerous driving, and dipping without stopping after the accident. Like, bruh, just own up to it! Also, a business got broken into by some clown with a hammer. They smashed a window but didn't even steal anything? Make it make sense!

And to top it all off, someone's SUV got snatched, and three people got busted for driving while zooted. One even rammed into a bus! Guelph is wildin' out here, no cap.