Sus Robbery in Vancouver: Dude Yeets on Workers with Metal Bat 💀

The Tea

Okay, so listen up, fam. This just in: some dude, Daniel Brandon Samuel Valleau (30 years young, or not so young, considering), allegedly tried to pull a fast one and jack some stuff from a store in South Vancouver. But here's where it gets wild – when the employees tried to stop him, he apparently went off and started swinging a metal baseball bat like it was nobody's business.

Like, deadass, one of the workers got clocked in the head and face, bad. Had to get the ambulance and everything. Other workers also caught strays trying to stop this menace. This is why we can't have nice things, smh.

But don't even trip, the cops showed up and cuffed Valleau thanks to some witnesses who were like, "Nah, we ain't having it." Now he's sitting in jail, waiting for his bail hearing. He's got a whole rap sheet of charges coming his way: robbery, assault, assault with a weapon (twice!), assault causing bodily harm, and even breaching a release order. Double yikes.

And get this – apparently, this ain't his first rodeo. He's also facing charges for other assaults in Delta, Surrey, and Vancouver. Bro needs to chill, for real. His next court date is set for April 24 in Vancouver, so stay tuned for more updates on this absolute clown show.