Canada

Sus Packages Dropped in Calgary + Alberta is HOT AF 🔥

Bomb unit called in after suspected explosive devices discovered in southwest Calgary residence and park. Calgary was trippin' with some sketch explosive devices. Meanwhile, Alberta's gone full desert, and some dude got snatched back to the US for some wild smuggling allegations, including MS-13?!

Edith Singh

07 Jun 2025 — 2 min read

TL:DR

Calgary was trippin' with some sketch explosive devices. Meanwhile, Alberta's gone full desert, and some dude got snatched back to the US for some wild smuggling allegations, including MS-13?!

Calgary's Sketchy Saturday: Bombs and Bad Vibes 💣

Okay, so Calgary had a day. First, some random metal box with a sus explosive thingy was found in Woodview Crescent. Whole block had to bounce while the bomb squad rolled up. Then, in Weaselhead Flats Park, some metal detector dude finds another potential bomb – this one straight outta World War II, apparently. No one's saying if these two are linked, but, like, kinda sus, right?

Alberta's On Fire (Literally) 🔥

For real, Alberta's basically a tinderbox. They just dropped a fire ban for, like, 60% of the province, including the Forest Protection Area. No more campfires, fam! Too dry, too hot, too risky. Even Banff National Park is giving off major "danger zone" vibes. And get this: the G7 Summit in Kananaskis is sweating bullets over potential wildfires. They got plans on plans in case they gotta yeet outta there. Remember those crazy wildfires in '23? Yeah, they don't want a repeat.

Smuggling Drama: Dude Gets Boomerang'd Back to the US 🪃

This Kilmar Abrego Garcia dude? Wild story. He got deported to El Salvador by mistake, but now he's back in the U.S. facing some heavy charges. Apparently, he's accused of running a human smuggling ring and even possibly being linked to MS-13 gang members. They're saying he was abusing the women he was transporting. One of his co-conspirators is saying he was involved in a gang-related killing in El Salvador.

But wait, there's more! His wife and lawyers are like, "Nah, that's cap!" They're saying he was just tryna escape gangs in El Salvador and has been a chill, law-abiding resident in the U.S. They claim he was granted protection from deportation in 2019 because he was scared of gang persecution. Apparently, he got pulled over in Tennessee for speeding and they thought he was trafficking people. He even has kids with disabilities. This whole situation is MESSY. Even Trump weighed in on this. The feds are holding him rn, and the legal system will figure it out soon enough.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus	Suspicious.
AF	As F*ck.
Cap	Lie, not true.
Yeet	To throw, or to leave quickly.
For real	Seriously.
Rn	Right now.

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Father accused of killing his 3 daughters allegedly made shocking online searches days before tragedy. Okay, fam, this is heavy. This dad, Travis Decker, allegedly offed his three daughters near Rock Island Campground. Before that, he was searching how to bounce to Canada, like, bye Felicia. Now the

G7 Table Needs India, No Cap 🌎🤝🇮🇳

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Gas Station Lookin' Like a Crispy Meme After Motorhome Went Boom 💥

Person airlifted in critical condition after gas station fire near Chilliwack. Gas station near Chilliwack went up in flames 🔥 after a motorhome started tweakin'. Three peeps got sent to the hospital, one by chopper cuz they were lookin' real sus. RCMP on the scene tryna figure out what's good.

Minnesota Air Lookin' Kinda Sus Thanks to Canada 🇨🇦💨

Air quality alert issued for all of Minnesota due to wildfire smoke from Canada. Yo, Minnesota fam! Air quality's about to be mid, no cap, thanks to the Canadian wildfires. Hazy skies and smoky vibes incoming. If you're sensitive, low-key take it easy. MPCA says it's gonna be sus till Sunday night.