Sus Farmer Gets Busted for Faking 45K Chick Heist ππ¨
OPP make an arrest after 45,000 chicks stolen. Yo, fam! This farmer in South Huron just got caught slippin'. He said someone jacked 45,000 chicks, but turns out, he was playin' everyone. Now he's facing fraud and mischief charges. The chicks are MIA, and the whole thing is just... sus.
TL:DR
Yo, fam! This farmer in South Huron just got caught slippin'. He said someone jacked 45,000 chicks, but turns out, he was playin' everyone. Now he's facing fraud and mischief charges. The chicks are MIA, and the whole thing is just... sus.
The Deets
Okay, so listen up. This dude, 41, from South Huron, called the OPP (that's the police, for all you non-Canadians out there) and was all like, "OMG, someone stole 45,000 of my baby chicks!" Said it happened overnight on April 19/20, and the whole flock was worth over $139,000. Major L, right?
But here's where it gets wild. The OPP started digging, and they think this whole thing was cap. They're saying the farmer lowkey faked the whole theft report. Now he's facing some serious charges for fraud and public mischief. Like, bruh, why?
The real mystery? Where the heck are the chicks? The OPP think they've been... *ahem*... disposed of. Which is kinda messed up, not gonna lie.
So yeah, that's the tea. Farmer said chicks were stolen, OPP thinks he's lying, chicks are gone, and now he's gotta face the music in court on May 26 in Goderich. If you know anything about this whole sitch, hit up the Huron OPP or Crime Stoppers. Keep it 100, fam!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Sus | Suspicious, questionable. |
| Cap | Lie, not true. |
| L | Loss, defeat. |
| OPP | Ontario Provincial Police (Canada's state police) |
| Slippin | Messing up |