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Sus Dude Busted Again in VanCity 🚨

‘High-risk’ sex offender back in Vancouver police custody. Okay, so this dude Hayden McCorriston, total creep vibes, got caught again after dipping from his halfway house. They sent out mad alerts about him. Turns out he was hanging in the Downtown Eastside, breaking his rules. Now he's back in the

Edith Singh

21 Apr 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so this dude Hayden McCorriston, total creep vibes, got caught again after dipping from his halfway house. They sent out mad alerts about him. Turns out he was hanging in the Downtown Eastside, breaking his rules. Now he's back in the slammer. Justice is served! 💯

The Deets

Listen up, fam! This ain't good. So, this dude named Hayden McCorriston, who's been labeled as a "high-risk sex offender" (major yikes!), just got arrested AGAIN. This happened on Monday afternoon near Granville and Robson streets. Someone snitched! 🐀

Peeps were warned about this guy way back on April 17, 2025, and then AGAIN when he bounced from his halfway house. Like, hello? Red flags everywhere. 🚩🚩🚩

Apparently, this McCorriston dude, he's 30, got sprung from jail to a Vancouver halfway house after doing time for multiple sexual assaults. They straight up said he's a major risk for doing more messed up stuff. Straight up sketch! 😬

So what does he do? He ghosts from the halfway house and heads straight to the Downtown Eastside, breaking his release rules. That's when the cops were like, "Nah, fam, we gotta lock him up." Hence, warrant issued! 🚓

Turns out, he was convicted back in December 2022 for sexually assaulting multiple women. He only served like, two-thirds of his sentence (38 months), and then got a statutory release. Like, the system is broken, fr. 💔

Good news is, McCorriston is back in custody now. Hopefully, they'll keep him locked up this time! 🔒 Justice served!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus	Suspicious, questionable.
Fam	Friend, close acquaintance.
Busted	Arrested.
VanCity	Vancouver.
Creep Vibes	Someone suspicious or unsettling
💯	Authentic
The Deets	The details
Yikes	An exclamation used to express fear, alarm, or concern
Sprung	Released
Fr	For real

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