Sus Alert: Oldhead Exposing Himself to Kids? 💀
Northern Ont. man accused of exposing himself to kids near a school. Frfr, this dude from Northern Ontario is giving major ick vibes. Caught exposing himself to kids near a school. He's been charged and is gonna have to face the music in court. If you've seen anything similar, don't be a bystander,
TL:DR
Frfr, this dude from Northern Ontario is giving major ick vibes. Caught exposing himself to kids near a school. He's been charged and is gonna have to face the music in court. If you've seen anything similar, don't be a bystander, report it ASAP!
The Deets
Okay, fam, listen up. This is kinda messed up. On October 28, 2024, the OPP (that's Ontario Provincial Police, for you non-Canadians) got a call about some dude flashing kids near a school in South River, Ontario. Like, ew. 🤮
Turns out, it was a 63-year-old man from South River. They cuffed him and hit him with some serious charges: nudity and indecent exposure, performing an indecent act (whatever that even means 😬), and indecent exposure to a minor. That's a whole lotta NOPE.
He got released, but he's gotta show up in court on June 12 in Sundridge. Hopefully, justice will be served, for real.
The Almaguin Highlands OPP detachment is on the case, but they need your help! If you've seen anything sus like this, don't be shy, snitch! Call the OPP or Crime Stoppers. Let's keep our youngins safe, y'all. 💯
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Sus | Suspicious, questionable. |
| Oldhead | An older person, usually acting out of touch. |
| Ick | Something disgusting or that causes a feeling of disgust. |
| Frfr | For real, seriously. |
| Ew | Expresses disgust. |
| NOPE | A strong refusal or expression of not wanting something. |
| 💯 | A way of indicating agreement and emphasize the previous statement. |