Sudbury Suspect Wildin' Out: 15 Businesses Hit in a Month 💀
Police say Sudbury man robbed 15 businesses in a month. Bruh, this Sudbury dude was straight-up speedrunning robberies. 15 businesses got got in a single month. He was smashin' windows for that bread. Cops finally caught him slippin' on Notre Dame. Now he's chillin' in custody 'til September 3rd.
TL:DR
Bruh, this Sudbury dude was straight-up speedrunning robberies. 15 businesses got got in a single month. He was smashin' windows for that bread. Cops finally caught him slippin' on Notre Dame. Now he's chillin' in custody 'til September 3rd. Big yikes.
The Deets
Okay, so listen up, fam. This 58-year-old dude from Sudbury was on a whole different level of petty crime. Apparently, between July 23rd and August 27th, he decided to go on a robbing spree, hitting up 15 businesses in New Sudbury and the South End. Like, who does that?
His MO was pretty sus: he'd roll up, yeet something through the window to get inside, and then swipe the cash from the register. We're talkin' a few racks total, which is a major L for those businesses.
But karma's a boomerang, right? On August 28th, the cops finally caught him lackin' while he was driving on Notre Dame Avenue. They slapped him with 15 counts of break-and-enter, plus two counts of driving while suspended. Double yikes.
He had to face the music in bail court on Friday and now he's stuck in custody until September 3rd. Named Sergio Albanese, he is also facing 11 counts of break, enter and commit an indictable offence, four counts of break, enter with intent to commit an indictable offence. The investigation is still ongoing. If your business got hit, the police are saying to snitch if you were affected.
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Bruh | Bro, dude, friend (gender neutral). |
| Wildin' Out | Acting crazy or reckless. |
| Sus | Suspicious, questionable. |
| Got got | Was robbed or victimized. |
| Bread | Money. |
| Cops | Police. |
| Slippin' | Making a mistake, not paying attention. |
| Racks | Thousands of dollars. |
| L | Loss. |
| Lackin' | Not paying attention, being careless. |
| Yeet | Throw. |
| Face the music | To confront the consequences of one's actions. |