Sturgeon County Wildfire: Fam Evacuate! π₯π‘
Sturgeon County issues evacuation order due to wildfire. Wildfire north of Edmonton is straight-up chaos. Sturgeon County is telling peeps to bounce. Started with an ATV gone rogue. One house already toasted. RCMP doing the most, fire crews are on it, but things are still sus. Stay safe, besties!
TL:DR
Wildfire north of Edmonton is straight-up chaos. Sturgeon County is telling peeps to bounce. Started with an ATV gone rogue. One house already toasted. RCMP doing the most, fire crews are on it, but things are still sus. Stay safe, besties!
The Tea
Okay, so listen up, fam. There's a major wildfire situation happening in Sturgeon County, like north of Edmonton. They had to hit up the whole "evacuate now" button at 2:33 p.m. on Tuesday. Before that, it was just a "get ready" kinda vibe, but things escalated real quick.
If you're vibing anywhere from Range Road 211 East to Range Road 203 and between Township Road 580 South to Township Road 573, you gotta dip. Head over to Pembina Place in Redwater, Alta. That's where the reception centre is at. You gotta register in person so they can keep you in the loop for future support. Don't be ghosting!
So, here's the sus part: Apparently, this whole thing started 'cause an ATV caught fire in the Redwater Provincial Recreation Area. They're thinking it was an electrical or mechanical fail. Bruh, that's a major L. The fire's been raging since Saturday and was already around 400 hectares on Monday.
But wait, there's more! Sturgeon County straight-up declared a state of local emergency on Sunday. Besides the Redwater fire, there were three other wildfires reported in Alberta on Saturday! One in Rockyview County, another north of Airdrie near Sundre, and two active fires near Frog Lake First Nation. Plus, a fire southwest of Grande Prairie. Evacuations are happening in the Grande Prairie area too.
Word is, one house already got smoked. The RCMP are out here directing traffic, giving peeps the heads-up, and handing out evacuation notices. They even moved a whole herd of cattle to safety. The town of Redwater is prepped to help out, but they're saying to stay away from Redwater Provincial Recreation Area. Residents are on evacuation notice 'til further notice and roads are local traffic only. No need for volunteers or donations rn.
Oh, and there was some fake news floating around that the fire jumped the North Saskatchewan River, but that's cap. Stay informed, stay safe, and don't be starting any fires, y'all!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Fam | Friends, family, community |
| Tea | Gossip, information |
| Sus | Suspicious |
| Bruh | Dude, friend (can be used in exasperation) |
| L | Loss |
| W | Win |
| Cap | Lie; no cap means no lie |
| Rn | Right now |