Stony Mountain Suspect Just Dipped πŸƒπŸ’¨

Inmate escapes from Stony Mountain Institution. A whole dude named Jason David Vanwyck just yeeted himself outta Stony Mountain Institution's chill zone. The Mounties are on it, and there's a warrant out. He's 41, tall-ish, kinda beefy, green eyes, brown hair. Hit up the popo if you peep him. CSC is

TL:DR

A whole dude named Jason David Vanwyck just yeeted himself outta Stony Mountain Institution's chill zone. The Mounties are on it, and there's a warrant out. He's 41, tall-ish, kinda beefy, green eyes, brown hair. Hit up the popo if you peep him. CSC is big mad and tryna figure out how this even happened.

The Vibe

Okay, so listen up, fam. Word just dropped that Jason David Vanwyck, a resident at Stony Mountain Institution, decided he was done with the whole ~institutionalized~ aesthetic and bounced. Like, straight up escaped from the minimum-security unit. Major yikes.

Correctional Service of Canada (CSC) was like, "Nah, this ain't it," and immediately hit up the RCMP. Now there's a warrant out for his arrest, so the Mounties are on the hunt. If you see him, don't be a hero. Just call the authorities, no cap.

Here's the tea on what he looks like: He's 41 years young, six feet tall (so, like, not short but not a giant either), and weighs 241 pounds. He's got green eyes and brown hair. So if you spot someone fitting that description, especially if they look like they're avoiding eye contact, that might be him.

Turns out, Vanwyck was serving time for break and enter, assault, and theft-related crimes. So, not exactly a saint. CSC is now doing a deep dive to figure out how he managed to pull off this great escape. They're working with the police to bring him back into the fold, pronto.

So, keep your eyes peeled, and if you got any info, slide into the DMs of your local police department. Let's get this dude back where he belongs, for real.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Yeeted To throw or propel with force; in this case, escaped quickly.
Chill zone A relaxed area, or in this case, the minimum-security unit.
Mounties The Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP).
No cap No lie; for real.
The tea The gossip or details.
Deep dive Thorough investigation.
Slide into the DMs Contact someone privately (Direct Messages).
For real Seriously; genuinely.
Popo Police.

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