Snek on the Loose, Then Found! 🐍🏖️
Boa constrictor that went missing on Tofino beach has been found: animal group. OK, so a whole *six-foot* boa constrictor dipped from Chesterman Beach in Tofino. Owner prolly sweating. Animal rescue squad on the case. They found the danger noodle, tho, so we good! BTW, you can't just yeet a boa cons
TL:DR
OK, so a whole *six-foot* boa constrictor dipped from Chesterman Beach in Tofino. Owner prolly sweating. Animal rescue squad on the case. They found the danger noodle, tho, so we good! BTW, you can't just yeet a boa constrictor in BC, it's sus.
The Deets
Fam, listen up! A boa constrictor, like, a whole six feet of snek, went MIA from Chesterman Beach in Tofino. The owner was probably like, "OMG, where's Kevin (or whatever the snek's name is)?" They reported it missing on Monday, but the great escape happened on Sunday afternoon. Major L.
But here's the tea: the Coastal Animal Rescue and Education Network (major props to them!) found the danger noodle on Wednesday afternoon. So, crisis averted, kinda. Still sus tho, why was the snek at the beach in the first place?
Also, FYI: Boa constrictors are a whole thing in British Columbia. You can't just release them into the wild. They're "restricted animals," and if your snek is longer than three meters, you need a whole permit. It's a whole process. They like to snack on lizards, rodents, and birds, so not exactly a chill beach vibe, y'know?
Apparently, this was the animal rescue squad's first missing snek situation in 14 years. Talk about a plot twist!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Snek | Snake. |
| MIA | Missing in action. |
| Danger Noodle | Snake. |
| Sus | Suspicious. |
| L | Loss. |
| Tea | Gossip. |
| Props | Respect, credit. |
| FYI | For Your Information. |