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Port Dover Was LIT 🔥 With Over 100K Riders for Friday the 13th! But Also, Sketchy Shooting on Emerald Road 💀

Police estimate more than 100,000 people converged on Port Dover for Friday the 13th. Port Dover popped off with over 100K motorcycle peeps for that Friday the 13th vibe. Cops were there, keepin' it chill. But, fr tho, some sus stuff went down on Emerald Road – targeted shooting, no cap! If you saw

Edith Singh

13 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Port Dover popped off with over 100K motorcycle peeps for that Friday the 13th vibe. Cops were there, keepin' it chill. But, fr tho, some sus stuff went down on Emerald Road – targeted shooting, no cap! If you saw somethin', say somethin'!

Friday the 13th Motorbike Mayhem 🏍️

Okay, so Port Dover was straight-up vibin' with over 100,000 motorcycle riders showin' up for the Friday the 13th tradition. Apparently, it's a whole scene, with riders comin' together, checkin' out each other's rides, and just enjoyin' the atmosphere. Constable Andrew Gamble and the rest of the police were on the scene, tryna keep everyone safe and remindin' drivers to watch out for motorcycles. One of the riders said it was straight up "Camaraderie" out there! Apparently, It's bussin' with all the vendors selling gear and gadgets, so businesses were making bank! Heads up, that was the ONLY Friday the 13th this year, but 2026 is gonna be lit with THREE of 'em!

Emerald Road: Sus Vibes Only 🚨

But, like, that's not all the tea. On Emerald Road, things got kinda sus. At around 2:25 a.m. on Friday, June 13, there was a shooting. Someone let off multiple shots, and they hit a vehicle and a garage door of someones crib. Thank god no one got hurt, but like, WTF? The Guns and Gangs Section is all over it, 'cause they think it was a targeted thing. If you were anywhere near Emerald Road between Chelton and Lighthouse roads between 2 a.m. and 3 a.m., or if you got some dash-cam or surveillance footage, hit up the police at (519) 661-5670 or Crime Stoppers at 1-800-222-TIPS (8477). Don't be a bystander, fam! Do the right thing.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
LIT	Amazing, exciting, energetic.
Sus	Suspicious.
No Cap	No lie, for real.
Vibin'	Having a good time, enjoying the atmosphere.
Bussin'	Really good.
WTF	What the freak.
Thank god	Fortunately.

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