Pierre Poilievre Got COOKED in His Own Riding?! 💀

The Tea is Piping Hot ☕

Alright, listen up, fam! The 2025 Canadian federal election just dropped, and the results are straight-up chaotic. The biggest shocker? Pierre Poilievre, the head honcho of the Conservatives, got absolutely smoked in Carleton, his own Ottawa riding. Like, how does that even happen?! 😭

The dude who served him the L is Bruce Fanjoy from the Liberal Party. Apparently, Fanjoy and his crew were out here hustling, hitting up every house and spreading a positive message. Voter turnout was bussin' too, like 81.6% – the highest in the Ottawa area! 🤯 Fanjoy ended up snagging 50.8% of the votes, beating Poilievre by over 4,000 votes. Sheeesh.

Fanjoy's saying his focus is on repping all the Carleton peeps and actually listening to what they need. He also threw some shade at Donald Trump, saying Trump's beef with Canada was a big mood for voters. 👀

So What's Next for Poilievre? 🤔

Okay, so things get even spicier. As the Leader of the Opposition, Poilievre was living it up in Stornoway house (basically, fancy government digs). But now that he lost his seat, he's probably getting evicted. 😬 And get this – he's also losing a fat stack of cash that covered his staff and car. Big oof.

Poilievre's saying he's still gonna lead the Conservative party, but to get back into Parliament, someone from his party needs to peace out and trigger a byelection. But here's the catch: the Prime Minister gets to decide when that happens, and they can drag their feet for up to six months! Talk about awkward. 😬

Conservatives did gain some seats, but Poilievre is still low-key cooked.