Ottawa's Cooked: Six Ways to Chill TF Out π₯
Six ways to cool off in Ottawa during the record-breaking heat. Ottawa's in its feels with this heatwave, no cap. Temps are lookin' like a whole lotta nope. But don't even trip, fam. Here's the tea on how to stay icy and not melt into a puddle.
TL:DR
Ottawa's in its feels with this heatwave, no cap. Temps are lookin' like a whole lotta nope. But don't even trip, fam. Here's the tea on how to stay icy and not melt into a puddle.
The Deets
Aight, so listen up. Environment Canada just dropped a major truth bomb: Ottawa's about to be straight-up COOKED. We talkin' 36Β°C on Monday, 34Β°C on Tuesday, but feels like 42-46 with the humidex. Yeah, that's sus.
But don't get pressed! There's ways to keep your cool. Six ways, to be exact:
- Beaches: Hit up the beach, duh! Ottawa and Gatineau got spots where you can take a dip. Lifeguards are on duty at certain times, so peep the schedule.
- Splash Pads: City of Ottawa splash pads are straight vibin'. Run through that ish and feel alive.
- Wading Pools and Swimming Pools: Some of the City of Ottawa pools and wading pools are open for the summer. Check the online schedule to slide thru.
- Libraries and Community Centres: Need a chill spot that's also low-key educational? Ottawa Public Library branches and community centers are where it's at.
- Museums: Flex your brain and escape the heat at the same time. Museums are clutch for that AC life.
- Green Spaces: Parks and multi-purpose trails are still open, so get your nature fix. Find some shade and chill.
Pro-Tips from Ottawa Public Health (aka the real MVPs):
- Sip on that H2O like it's your job. Avoid alcohol and caffeine β those are straight-up cap.
- Don't go hard with the outdoor activities. Keep it low-key.
- Dress the part! Sunscreen, sunglasses, and clothes that breathe.
- Find an air-conditioned spot and camp out.
- When in doubt, chill in the shade or at a park.
- Fans and a lil' water mist are your besties rn.
- Cool baths and showers? Big W.
- Open the windows at night when the temp drops.
Stay safe out there, fam. Don't let the heat win!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| No cap | No lie; for real. |
| Sus | Suspicious; questionable. |
| Don't even trip | Don't worry. |
| Fam | Friend or close acquaintance. |
| Icy | Cool. |
| Aight | Alright. |
| Truth bomb | Revelation; important information. |
| Straight-up | Honestly. |
| COOKED | Extremely hot. |
| Get pressed | Get stressed. |
| Vibin' | Having a good time. |
| Slide thru | Go. |
| Clutch | Helpful. |
| RN | Right now. |
| Big W | Big win. |
| Pro-Tips | Professional Tips. |
| MVPs | Most Valuable Players. |
| Duh | Obviously. |
| TF | The fu*k. |