Ottawa's Cooked: Six Ways to Chill TF Out πŸ”₯

Six ways to cool off in Ottawa during the record-breaking heat. Ottawa's in its feels with this heatwave, no cap. Temps are lookin' like a whole lotta nope. But don't even trip, fam. Here's the tea on how to stay icy and not melt into a puddle.

TL:DR

Ottawa's in its feels with this heatwave, no cap. Temps are lookin' like a whole lotta nope. But don't even trip, fam. Here's the tea on how to stay icy and not melt into a puddle.

The Deets

Aight, so listen up. Environment Canada just dropped a major truth bomb: Ottawa's about to be straight-up COOKED. We talkin' 36Β°C on Monday, 34Β°C on Tuesday, but feels like 42-46 with the humidex. Yeah, that's sus.

But don't get pressed! There's ways to keep your cool. Six ways, to be exact:

  1. Beaches: Hit up the beach, duh! Ottawa and Gatineau got spots where you can take a dip. Lifeguards are on duty at certain times, so peep the schedule.
  2. Splash Pads: City of Ottawa splash pads are straight vibin'. Run through that ish and feel alive.
  3. Wading Pools and Swimming Pools: Some of the City of Ottawa pools and wading pools are open for the summer. Check the online schedule to slide thru.
  4. Libraries and Community Centres: Need a chill spot that's also low-key educational? Ottawa Public Library branches and community centers are where it's at.
  5. Museums: Flex your brain and escape the heat at the same time. Museums are clutch for that AC life.
  6. Green Spaces: Parks and multi-purpose trails are still open, so get your nature fix. Find some shade and chill.

Pro-Tips from Ottawa Public Health (aka the real MVPs):

  • Sip on that H2O like it's your job. Avoid alcohol and caffeine – those are straight-up cap.
  • Don't go hard with the outdoor activities. Keep it low-key.
  • Dress the part! Sunscreen, sunglasses, and clothes that breathe.
  • Find an air-conditioned spot and camp out.
  • When in doubt, chill in the shade or at a park.
  • Fans and a lil' water mist are your besties rn.
  • Cool baths and showers? Big W.
  • Open the windows at night when the temp drops.

Stay safe out there, fam. Don't let the heat win!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
No cap No lie; for real.
Sus Suspicious; questionable.
Don't even trip Don't worry.
Fam Friend or close acquaintance.
Icy Cool.
Aight Alright.
Truth bomb Revelation; important information.
Straight-up Honestly.
COOKED Extremely hot.
Get pressed Get stressed.
Vibin' Having a good time.
Slide thru Go.
Clutch Helpful.
RN Right now.
Big W Big win.
Pro-Tips Professional Tips.
MVPs Most Valuable Players.
Duh Obviously.
TF The fu*k.

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