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Ontario Roads Lookin' a Lil' Sus, Fam 💀

Hamilton street named Ontario’s worst road for 2nd-straight year. Here’s the full list. Aberdeen Avenue in Hamilton is straight-up clapped, winning the "Worst Road in Ontario" award for the second year, no cap. Barton Street East (also Hamilton) and County Road 49 aren't lookin' too hot either. P

Edith Singh

05 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Aberdeen Avenue in Hamilton is straight-up clapped, winning the "Worst Road in Ontario" award for the second year, no cap. Barton Street East (also Hamilton) and County Road 49 aren't lookin' too hot either. Potholes and bad maintenance are the main Ls. Ontario tryna fix it, but construction taking mad long.

The Deets

Okay, listen up, fam. Ontario roads are low-key a mess. Aberdeen Avenue in Hamilton just snagged the title of "Worst Road" again, which is kinda sus, tbh. It's got more potholes than my grandpa's got wrinkles. Like, is anyone even surprised at this point?

But wait, there's more tea to spill. Barton Street East (also in Hamilton, yikes!) and County Road 49 are right behind Aberdeen in the "worst" category. Apparently, they're gonna get some major upgrades, which is a W. But like, when are they actually gonna start?

The real problem? Potholes, bad maintenance, and traffic that'll make you wanna rage quit life. And don't even get me started on construction. 26% of people are salty 'cause road work takes, like, a whole season (or more) to finish. Slowest. Thing. Ever.

Even the Gardiner Expressway in Toronto is getting a glow-up, with bridge repairs scheduled to wrap up by December 2026. That's, like, a million years away. Ontario, wyd?

So, yeah, our roads are kinda a joke. But hey, at least we can all bond over our shared pain of dodging potholes and sitting in traffic. Stay safe out there, besties!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Clapped	Worn out, in bad condition.
No cap	Seriously, for real.
Sus	Suspicious.
Tbh	To be honest.
W	Win.
Tea	Gossip, information.
Low-key	Slightly, somewhat.
Yikes	Expression of discomfort or surprise.
Glow-up	Improvement.
Wyd	What (are) you doing?

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