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Oilers in the Stanley Cup Finals: More Police, Less Drama Downtown 🚨🏒

More police presence in Ice District as Edmonton Oilers head into Stanley Cup Final. Yo, Oilers are in the Stanley Cup Finals again! 🎉 Expect a whole squad of police downtown. Traffic gonna be sus after the games, so plan accordingly. Keep it chill, no fighting or wildin' out, ya heard?

Edith Singh

04 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Yo, Oilers are in the Stanley Cup Finals again! 🎉 Expect a whole squad of police downtown. Traffic gonna be sus after the games, so plan accordingly. Keep it chill, no fighting or wildin' out, ya heard?

The Deets

Okay, fam, listen up! The Edmonton Oilers are back in the Stanley Cup Finals, and things are about to get lit 🔥 in the Ice District. But for real, the city's stepping up security big time. Expect to see a whole lot more police and security guards vibing downtown, especially around the games.

Word to the wise: If you're heading to the games, be prepared for some major traffic delays after the final buzzer. They're shutting down 104 Avenue between 101 Street and 105 Street to vehicles. Also, 105 Avenue eastbound from 102 Street to 101 Street will be a no-go. Plan your exit strategy, or you'll be stuck in that traffic jam for hours, no cap.

The police are teaming up with the Oilers Entertainment Group to make sure everyone stays safe. They're not playing around with any funny business. That means zero tolerance for fighting, disorderly conduct, or driving while toasted. Keep the penalties on the ice, not in the streets, you feel me? The Oilers are more prepped than last year to face the Florida Panthers, with McDavid ready to pop off.

McDavid is keeping it real, acknowledging this series is "larger than it is". Let's get this dub and end Canada's Stanley Cup drought! 🏆🇨🇦

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Lit	Exciting, awesome.
Sus	Suspicious.
No cap	No lie, for real.
Word to the wise	Friendly advice.
Pop off	To perform exceptionally well
Dub	Win.

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