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No Cap: Cop off the Hook in Porters Lake Crash 🚨

No charges against police officer involved in serious Porters Lake crash. Sketchy situation in Porters Lake: Dude got seriously messed up after getting hit by a car driven by a cop. SIRT did their thing, and guess what? No charges. Peep the deets.

Edith Singh

17 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Sketchy situation in Porters Lake: Dude got seriously messed up after getting hit by a car driven by a cop. SIRT did their thing, and guess what? No charges. Peep the deets.

The Deets

Alright, fam, listen up. Back on January 24th, it went down in Porters Lake. This dude was chilling by his Dodge truck on Myra Road when BAM! He got clapped by a Nissan Frontier being driven by a cop. Like, seriously clapped. We talking major injuries to his leg, pelvis, and head. They had to yeet him to the hospital in a helicopter ASAP.

So, of course, everyone's like, "WTF?!" and the Serious Incident Response Team (SIRT) rolls in to investigate. They did their whole CSI thing and found out a couple of things. First, alcohol wasn't a factor, so that's one less thing to worry about. Second, the cop didn't get hurt, which is good, I guess. But the real kicker? SIRT decided not to press any charges against the officer.

According to the report, there was no evidence of the cop speeding, driving erratically, or anything sus like that. Witnesses even said he was driving normal. One witness said the dude was cleaning his car because his daughter yacked in the backseat. The cop was like, "I didn't even see him, why was he in the road?"

Bottom line? SIRT said the cop didn't intentionally put anyone in danger or do anything wild. So, yeah, that's the tea. No charges. What do you think, fam?

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
No Cap	No lie, for real.
Sketchy	Suspicious or questionable.
Dude	Person.
Fam	Friends, followers, community.
Deets	Details.
BAM	Suddenly!
Clapped	Hit, impacted
Yeet	To throw with force. Here, transported quickly.
ASAP	As soon as possible.
WTF	What the frick?
Sus	Suspicious
The Tea	The gossip, the information.

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