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Mississauga Man Lookin' Mad Sus After Attempted Murder & Yeeting Case 💀

29-year-old Mississauga man facing new charges after being connected with attempted murder, kidnapping investigation:. Fam, this 29-year-old dude from Mississauga, Muhammad Asif, is in deep. He's got charges stacked on charges, from flinging threats to gettin' caught with the goods (drugs and a h

Edith Singh

11 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Fam, this 29-year-old dude from Mississauga, Muhammad Asif, is in deep. He's got charges stacked on charges, from flinging threats to gettin' caught with the goods (drugs and a heater). Turns out, he's allegedly involved in a kidnapping and someone almost caught a fade. He's locked up rn waiting to get cooked in court, no cap.

The Deets

Aight, listen up. This Mississauga man, Muhammad Asif, is lookin' real sus rn. He was already facing charges from an intimate partner situation back on April 15 where a strap was allegedly involved.

But it gets worse, bruh. When the police raided his crib and whip, they found a 9mm handgun and a whole lotta drugs. We're talkin' opioids, coke, heroin, MDMA – the whole pharmacy. So, they hit him with even more charges: uttering threats, possession for the purpose, and unauthorized firearm possession. Shiiiieesh!

Then, BOOM! They linked him to a kidnapping and attempted murder from March 9. So, on June 2, they re-arrested him and slapped him with those charges too. This dude is in major trouble, no cap. He's currently locked up awaiting his bail hearing and trial. The streets are talkin', but remember, these charges ain't proven yet, so we gotta wait and see what the court says. Stay woke, fam!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Lookin' Mad Sus	Looking very suspicious.
Yeeting	Throwing, getting rid of, kidnapping.
Fam	Friend, family, people.
Bruh	Bro, friend.
Strap	Gun, firearm.
Crib	Home, house.
Whip	Car.
The Goods	Drugs, illegal substances.
No Cap	No lie, for real.
Gettin' Caught a Fade	Almost getting into a fight.
Heater	A gun
Locked up	In jail
Got cooked in court	Sentenced in court
Stay woke	Stay informed

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