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Markham Coach Got Caught?! 😳 Major Sus Vibes

Markham sports coach charged in ‘numerous’ sexual assaults. Yo, so this Markham sports coach, Garth Morris, is in deep doo-doo. Accused of a whole bunch of icky stuff from way back when. Victim was just a kid, under 16. Cops think there might be more victims, so they're asking peeps to spill the tea

Edith Singh

09 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Yo, so this Markham sports coach, Garth Morris, is in deep doo-doo. Accused of a whole bunch of icky stuff from way back when. Victim was just a kid, under 16. Cops think there might be more victims, so they're asking peeps to spill the tea.

The Deets

Okay, fam, listen up 'cause this is some serious stuff. This coach from Markham, Garth Morris, age 58, just got hit with a whole load of sexual assault charges. Like, "numerous" is the word they're using. Sounds like a whole mess.

The alleged assaults went down between 2015 and 2024. And here's the messed up part: the victim was under 16 when it all started. That's just... nah, fam, that ain't it.

Morris is looking at charges like invitation to sexual touching, sexual interference, sexual assault, and sexual exploitation. Basically, the whole shebang of stuff you *don't* wanna be charged with.

Turns out, this dude was coaching basketball, tennis, and volleyball for kids in Markham. So, yeah, major yikes all around.

The cops are sus there might be more victims out there, so they're putting his face out there and asking anyone who knows something to hit them up. You can holler at the York Regional Police Special Victims Unit or even drop a tip anonymously through Crime Stoppers.

If you or someone you know has any info, don't stay silent. This is about keeping our youngins safe, no cap.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus	Suspicious.
Doo-doo	Trouble.
Icky	Unpleasant.
Peeps	People.
Spill the tea	Share information.
Nah, fam, that ain't it.	Expression to show disbelief and/or disapproval.
The shebang	Everything, the whole thing.
Cops are sus	The police are suspicious.
Holler	Contact.
Youngins	Young people.
No cap	Truthfully.

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