Mark Carney Said What?! 🇨🇦 vs. 🇺🇸 Drama Incoming! + All the Other Deets

Canada's New PM is NOT Messing Around

Alright, fam, listen up. Canada's got a new Prime Minister, Mark Carney, and he's already bringing the heat. Apparently, there was some beef with the US President about Canada becoming the "51st state" (major yikes!), and Carney straight-up said, "Nah, that's never gonna happen." Like, EVER. He vowed that "Trump will never break us". This is spicier than that hot Cheeto dust on your fingers!

He also said that any trade deal with the US is gonna be on Canada's terms. No cap, this guy's got some serious main character energy. Former Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper even gave Carney props. But on the flip side, Pierre Poilievre took a major L and lost his own seat.

IRL News Update: Things Are Wild

But wait, there's more! The world is straight-up chaotic rn. Here's a quick rundown:

• DOJ Drama: Apparently, over 100 lawyers dipped from the DOJ civil rights division. That's sus AF.
• Trump's First 100 Days: People are dragging Trump's first 100 days in office, saying his approval rating is the lowest in like, 80 years! They're also side-eyeing his foreign policy. But he is easing tariffs for US automakers, so...?
• Supreme Court Shenanigans: The Supreme Court is about to hear a case about an FBI raid gone wrong. Sounds like a plot from a crime drama, tbh.
• Papal Tea: A cardinal thinks the next papal conclave is gonna be quick, only like 2 or 3 days. Guess they're not about that long, drawn-out drama. The Vatican announced a conclave to replace Pope Francis will begin May 7.
• Health Stuff: Telehealth brands are selling Wegovy (that weight loss drug) for cheaper.
• Tragedies:
  • A car drove through a daycare in Illinois, and four people died. That's just...💔
  • Nearly a dozen people were killed after a car plowed into a crowd at a Vancouver street festival.
  • A historic Memphis church burned down.
• Aviation Fails: A fighter jet yeeted itself off an aircraft carrier into the ocean. Oops?
• Kim K Drama: The trial for the alleged Kim K robbery in Paris is starting. This is gonna be interesting...
• NFL Mess: The NFL is investigating prank calls during the draft. Someone's about to get canceled. Apologies were issued after Shedeur Sanders was pranked on NFL Draft night.
• Airport Nightmare: Newark Airport had major delays and cancellations because of an equipment outage. Travel is already a headache; we didn't need this.
• Coal Miner Concerns: Coal miners are facing more health risks 'cause of federal program cuts. That's messed up.
• NBA Deets: Cavs swept the Heat. 🏀🔥
• Money Moves: Experts are saying recession risks are rising. Time to start saving those coins, besties.
• Bear Scare: Someone survived a bear attack and told the tale. Nature is wild, y'all.
• Space Facts: NASA's oldest astronaut is on a 220-day mission. Space is the place, but also kinda scary.
• Disney Magic: Disney launched its first-ever Disney Week of Wishes with Make-A-Wish. Wholesome content for the win!
• Budget Biz: House Speaker Mike Johnson is yapping about budget talks. 😴
• Legal Issues: Luigi Mangione's defense team is saying his arrest was illegal. Lawyers gonna lawyer.
• Weather Update: There were a bunch of severe weather reports. Stay safe out there!
• Power On: Power was restored after a massive blackout in southern Europe. Thank goodness!