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Mark Carney Lowkey Simping for Trump at G7? 😬

Lilley: Carney kneels before Trump and worships in Kananaskis. Okay, so word on the street is Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney met up with Trump at the G7 in Kananaskis. Some people are saying Carney was being a total Stan, like full-on worship vibes. Trump's still obsessed with tariffs, and Carn

Edith Singh

17 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so word on the street is Canadian Prime Minister Mark Carney met up with Trump at the G7 in Kananaskis. Some people are saying Carney was being a total Stan, like full-on worship vibes. Trump's still obsessed with tariffs, and Carney was allegedly mute. They’re tryna hash out some kinda deal in 30 days tho, so…🤞

The Deets

Aight, so here's the tea. Our guy Mark Carney rolled up to the G7 summit in Kananaskis and linked with Donald Trump. Apparently, it was a whole *thing*. Some folks are saying Carney was acting like a total fanboy, which is kinda sus, considering his past takes. Like, was he legit bowing down? 🤨

Trump's still out here stanning tariffs, saying he's "a tariff person" and ain't ready to let them go, even with Canada. But like, what was Carney doing? According to sources, he didn’t say anything about tariffs.

But wait, there's more! Trump shaded a former Canadian Prime Minister (Justin Trudeau), and Carney, allegedly, didn't clap back. 👀

On the bright side, they’re supposedly trying to lock in a new economic and security deal within the next 30 days. They’re talking critical minerals, defense, border security, stopping gun and drug smuggling – the whole shebang. Even with different ideas on trade deals, Trump thinks they can make it happen. Talks are heating up, according to Canada’s ambassador to the U.S., Kirsten Hillman. So, fingers crossed it doesn't turn into a dumpster fire. 🔥

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Word on the street	Rumor, gossip.
Simping	Excessive flattery or attention towards someone, often in the hope of gaining favor.
Stan	An overzealous or obsessive fan.
Sus	Suspicious or questionable.
Clap back	To respond to criticism or an insult with a sharp or witty remark.

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