Mark Carney for the W, No Cap! 🇨🇦 vs. 🇺🇸 Drama

The Tea is Piping Hot ☕

Okay, so listen up, fam! Canada just had an election, and the results are in: Mark Carney and his crew got the W! But here's the tea – they didn't exactly smash it. They got enough seats to be the main characters, but they gotta link up with some of the smaller squads to actually run things, ya feel?

Carney's already spitting facts, promising to handle the beef with the U.S. over trade, deal with Canada's super sus cost of living, and represent everyone in the country. Oh, and he's straight-up saying Trump's dreams of annexing Canada ain't gonna happen. Period.

Speaking of Trump, this dude is still out here calling for Canada to become the 51st state. Like, seriously? Some Canadians are so over it, they're canceling their U.S. vacays and straight-up refusing to buy American stuff. Talk about a major mood.

Even the Conservative leader, Pierre Poilievre, who took the L in the election, is saying he'll team up with Carney to block Trump's wild ideas. So, it's like, even when they're beefing, they're still sticking up for Canada.

Big names like Sir Keir Starmer are already sending congrats, and China's saying they wanna be friends again with Canada. Maybe things are looking up?

And peep this: Carney's got a whole plan. He's gonna use the money from those counter-tariffs to help out workers who are getting played by the trade war. Plus, he's talking about keeping dental care affordable, giving a tax cut to the middle class, bringing immigration back to normal levels, and giving Canada's public broadcaster more funding. Sounds kinda bussin', right?

In his victory speech, Carney was like, "Trump will never break us!" And he even mentioned that he and Trump actually agree on the whole "countries working together" thing, even if they're independent. But then, the White House spokesperson doubled down, saying Trump still wants Canada to become the "51st state." Make it make sense!

Apparently, Trump's threats had a major impact on the election. And get this – voter turnout was the highest it's been in like, a decade. People are actually paying attention, for real.

Carney's not pretending it's gonna be easy. He knows there are challenges ahead, and that some sacrifices might be needed. He's gotta handle the trade drama with the U.S., deal with issues at home, pick his squad (cabinet), and get everyone back in the House of Commons. It's a whole vibe.

Even though Trump congratulated Carney, most Americans think Trump is serious about his threats, but they don't stan it. It's messy, TBH.

Carney wants to build a strong economy and is all about cross-party collabs. Word is, this win was a major comeback for the Liberals, especially after the Conservative Party was initially looking like they were gonna take the W. People think Trump's actions and the switch from Trudeau to Carney are what turned the tables.

Leaders from the UK, the European Commission, China, and India are already hitting Carney up, saying they wanna strengthen their bonds with Canada. So, yeah, things are definitely about to get interesting. Stay tuned, besties!