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John Wick Spin-Off: Worth the Hype or Nah? 🤔 Plus, Why is Everyone Obsessed with Looksmaxxing?!

Does this John Wick spin-off live up to the hype?. Okay, so a bunch of stuff just dropped. Is that new John Wick movie a W or an L? Also, there's a whole air quality sitch going on, and apparently, some dude is beefing with Trump. And WTF is looksmaxxing? We got the deets, no cap.

Edith Singh

06 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so a bunch of stuff just dropped. Is that new John Wick movie a W or an L? Also, there's a whole air quality sitch going on, and apparently, some dude is beefing with Trump. And WTF is looksmaxxing? We got the deets, no cap.

What's Poppin'

Fam, listen up! The review is in! People are saying mixed things about the new John Wick spin-off, so you may wanna see for yourself if it slaps.

But that's not all! If you're tryna chill on a patio this summer, peep some recommendations. Plus, shoutout to Bill's Big Thank You CHEO Breakfast for doing the most! Don't forget to give to the CHEO Telethon!

And speaking of outside, the air quality is sus AF right now because of all the wildfires. So, like, maybe stay inside and binge-watch something? Or hit up that new trampoline park near Gatineau, but maybe bring a mask? Just sayin'.

In other news, things are getting spicy in politics. Apparently, there's some drama between Trump and Musk. And get this: trade wars are messing with garbage shipments. No cap!

On a dark note, there's a whole "mushroom murder" case going on. Allegedly, someone served their in-laws a fatal beef wellington. That's straight-up villain vibes. And a B.C. mom claims her pharmacy gave her son opioids instead of his ADHD meds. Major L for them.

Diddy is in court, and things got so wild the judge threatened to kick him out. Also, some diary entries from Luigi Mangione just got leaked. Spill the tea, sis!

But wait, there's more! The world’s highest railway bridge just opened in India. That's kinda fire, tbh. And remember when PM Carney and Trump were beefing over steel tariffs? Throwback!

Finally, researchers are calling "looksmaxxing" a toxic trend among young men. So, like, maybe focus on inner peace instead of trying to become an e-boy?

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus AF	Very suspicious.
No cap	No lie, seriously.
AF	As f***.
Slaps	Is good, enjoyable.
Throwback	Relating to a past event or memory.
Major L	A big loss or failure.

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