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Is Trump Lowkey Trying to Break Up America? 😬

Will Trump Force America to Break Up?. Okay, so things are getting kinda sus in the US. There's mad tension between the feds and some states (California, we see you 👀). They're fighting over, like, what it even MEANS to be American. Are we gonna stay as one, or is this country about to hit the yeet

Edith Singh

10 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Okay, so things are getting kinda sus in the US. There's mad tension between the feds and some states (California, we see you 👀). They're fighting over, like, what it even MEANS to be American. Are we gonna stay as one, or is this country about to hit the yeet button?

The Tea is Spilling

So, the big question is: can America even stay together rn? There's beef brewing between the federal government and states like California. They're threatening to cut off the bag (aka federal aid and tax payments) which is a major 🚩. It's like, can't we all just get along?

It all boils down to different vibes on what being American even means. You've got Trump's vision, Elon Musk's take, and then the Christian nationalists... it's a whole mess. But remember the OG American dream? Democracy, freedom to believe whatever, and progress powered by science and logic? Those are the ideals that are kinda getting attacked rn.

J.D. Vance (author guy) is all about shared history, ancestry, and feeling like you belong somewhere specific. But some think it's more about a shared story and embracing the ✨diversity✨. If we can't keep that national story going, things could get dicey, and some regions might just bounce.

The article lowkey roasts the current admin for trying to block people from voting and ignoring science. If this keeps up, America might just fall apart. We gotta find a new vibe, or we might be seeing different regions going their separate ways. What a time to be alive, am I right?

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Sus	Suspicious, questionable.
The bag	Money.
🚩	Red flag, warning sign.
OG	Original.
✨diversity✨	Diversity.
Lowkey	Slightly, subtly.
Admin	Administration.

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