Inmate Pulls a Houdini at Kitchener Women's Prison πŸƒβ€β™€οΈπŸ’¨

Inmate missing from Kitchener women’s prison: Correctional Service Canada. OK, so this 59-year-old inmate named Carolyn Burden dipped from the Grand Valley Institution. She was doing time for fraud over $5K. Cops are on the hunt. If you see her, don't be a hero, just dial 9-1-1. Stay safe, fam!

TL:DR

OK, so this 59-year-old inmate named Carolyn Burden dipped from the Grand Valley Institution. She was doing time for fraud over $5K. Cops are on the hunt. If you see her, don't be a hero, just dial 9-1-1. Stay safe, fam!

The Tea

Alright, listen up, besties! We got some real-life drama unfolding in Kitchener. Apparently, this woman named Carolyn Burden, she's 59, pulled a sneaky and yeeted herself outta the Grand Valley Institution for Women. She went MIA during the usual count on a Sunday morning - like, poof, gone! πŸ’€

The fit check: she's about 5'5", weighs 130 lbs, got a fair complexion, blue eyes, and brown hair. She was rocking the prison life for five years 'cause she got caught doing some sus stuff with money – fraud over $5,000 to be exact.

The Correctional Service Canada (CSC) was like, "Nah, this ain't it," and immediately snitched to the police. They got a warrant out for her arrest faster than you can say "unlawful at large." 🚨

Word is, she was last spotted around Homer Watson Boulevard and Manitou Drive in Kitchener. If you happen to see her, the cops are saying DO NOT approach. Just hit up 9-1-1 or the Waterloo Regional Police at 519-570-9777. Keep it πŸ’― and stay safe, y'all!

CSC is now doing some digging, tryna figure out how she managed to ghost. They're working with the police to bring her back in. Hopefully, they'll catch her soon. We'll keep you updated on this whole situation, no cap!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Yeeted Threw with force/left quickly.
MIA Missing in Action.
Fit check Description of someone's appearance
Sus Suspicious.
Snitched Reported someone's wrong doing.
No cap I'm not lying/For real.
Keep it πŸ’― Keep it real.
Ghost Disappear suddenly.

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