G7 Summit: More Like a One-Man Show Starring You Know Who 🤡

The Tea is Piping Hot 🔥

Okay, so the G7 Summit was supposed to be this big important meeting of world leaders, but let's be real, it was more like a chaotic reality show. Like, everyone was walking on eggshells around Trump, trying not to set him off. They were changing the whole vibe to accommodate him, which is kinda sus if you ask me. Apparently, the whole thing was on the verge of collapsing 'cause of the diverging interests between the US and other G7 members on issues like the Middle East crisis, and the Ukraine war.

Then there's the whole Iran sitch. Trump was out here saying one thing one minute, then completely switching it up the next. One minute he's down for peace talks, the next he's denying it. It's giving major mixed signals. And don't even get me started on the internal beef within the "MAGA" crowd. Like, some are anti-war, others are thirsty for a fight. It's a whole vibe of confusion and unpredictability. Macron, the president of France, was like, "Bruh, let's chill with the military strikes and try to negotiate first." Sounds like a smart move, tbh.

And peep this: the G7's economic relevance is kinda fading. China and the BRICS nations are stepping up, making the G7 look a little...old school. China's pulling some moves with rare earth exports, which is messing with India's auto industry and showing how they're trying to reshape the whole global supply chain. They said the export controls are in line with international practices and are not aimed at any specific country. No cap

Oh, and let's not forget about Ukraine! The whole reason Russia got kicked out of the G8 (now G7) in the first place was their Crimea invasion. Now, the G7 is getting called out for not putting enough pressure on Russia. Apparently, Mark Carney was in charge of navigating this whole dumpster fire. He was tryna keep the international order from completely falling apart while dealing with Trump's wild card energy.

Speaking of Canada, they pledged $4.3 billion in new support for Ukraine's defense, including financial aid and weapons. Canada and India are tryna be friends again. The Middle East statement was like, affirming Israel's right to defend itself and that Iran cannot have a nuclear weapon.