Ford Gov's Bike Lane Ban? Judge Said: "Nah, That's Sus" πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ›‘

A judge struck down the Ford government’s bike lane removals in Toronto. What comes next?. Yo, so basically, Ford's squad tried to yeet some bike lanes in Toronto, but a judge just hit 'em with the "Nah, fam." Said it's a violation of rights and could straight up endanger cyclists. Now they're gonna

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Yo, so basically, Ford's squad tried to yeet some bike lanes in Toronto, but a judge just hit 'em with the "Nah, fam." Said it's a violation of rights and could straight up endanger cyclists. Now they're gonna appeal, but it's giving desperate vibes. Could get messy if they pull the ultimate uno reverse card. Keep your eyes peeled, besties.

The Tea is Spilled

Okay, listen up, fam. There's some drama brewing in the 6ix. Ford's government tried to pass a law (Bill 212, for all you legal eagles) that would've forced Toronto to ditch a bunch of bike lanes. Like, Bloor Street, Yonge Street, the whole shebang. Their reasoning? Apparently, it was supposed to "reduce gridlock" or something. Sounds kinda cap, right?

Well, a judge straight up said, "Hold up, that's sus." The judge basically called cap and was like, removing these bike lanes could fricken hurt cyclists! They even said it violates the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, specifically the right to life and security. Big yikes. The judge basically said Ford's crew didn't show any real proof to back up their claims either.

Cycle Toronto and a bunch of cyclists were like, "We ride at dawn!" and took this L to court. Obvi, they're stoked with the ruling. But here's where it gets spicy: Ford's squad is gonna appeal. They're not backing down, which is kinda giving stubborn vibes, ngl.

Now, some people are saying this whole thing might be political. Like, maybe Ford's just tryna appeal to the crowd that hates bike lanes. Others are saying the government might pull the ultimate power move and use the notwithstanding clause to override the Charter. But that might be a bit too extra, even for them. Imagine the backlash.

Alberta is watching what happens in Ontario like πŸ‘€. The tea is PIPING HOT rn. We'll keep you posted on how this all shakes out. Stay woke, besties!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
Yeet To throw something with force. In this context, to get rid of something.
Sus Suspicious.
Cap A lie, not true.
Nah, fam No.
The 6ix Toronto, Canada.
Stoked Extremely happy or excited.
Ngl Not gonna lie.
Woke Aware of current events and social issues.
Riding at dawn Fight back against an L or conflict.
Tea Gossip.
Piping Hot New gossip.
L Loss.

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