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Dude Yeets Jet Ski at Dolphins, Gets Hit with a FAT Fine 💀🐬

Man seen 'speeding toward' dolphins on Jet Ski fined $5,000. So, this guy thought it was a vibe to speed his Jet Ski right at some dolphins off Vancouver Island. Turns out, that's a major L. He got slapped with a $5K fine, can't post about marine life online, AND he's banned from boats for six month

Edith Singh

19 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

So, this guy thought it was a vibe to speed his Jet Ski right at some dolphins off Vancouver Island. Turns out, that's a major L. He got slapped with a $5K fine, can't post about marine life online, AND he's banned from boats for six months. Talk about cooked.

The Deets

Alright, listen up, fam. This dude in B.C. thought he was him, whipping his Jet Ski towards a pod of Pacific white-sided dolphins back in August 2022. Like, bro was straight-up speeding at these aquatic creatures near Port McNeill. Major cringe.

Turns out, there are, like, actual rules about this kinda thing. You gotta stay at least 100 meters away from these animals, but this guy was all up in their space, filming the whole thing. Witnesses were probably like 🤨. The B.C. provincial court read him for filth, saying his actions were "negligent and reckless." No cap.

But here's where it gets spicy. Not only did he get fined $5,000 (ouch!), but the court also banned him from posting about marine mammals on socials. Imagine getting ratioed by a judge. Also, he can't drive any motorized boat for six months. Double L.

Apparently, this is the first time anyone's actually been successfully prosecuted in Canada for getting too close to marine mammals. So, congrats? Jokes aside, it's important to give animals their space so they can eat, chill, and do their thing without some dude on a Jet Ski ruining their vibe. Don't be that guy.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Yeets	To throw forcefully, in this case, to aggressively drive.
FAT	Significant
That's a major L	That's a big loss/unfortunate.
Bro was straight-up	Bro was honestly/ Bro, I'm being serious
Major Cringe	The height of awkwardness
Read him for filth	Called them out for bad behavior
Ratioed	To get a lot more negative responses than positive
All up in their space	Intrusive and too close.

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