Doug Ford Low-Key Wants to Link with Carney to Shield Canada From Trump's Wildin'

The Deets

Okay, so peep this: Doug Ford, the head honcho of Ontario, is down to squad up with Mark Carney to keep Canada from catching strays from whatever Trump's cooking up south of the border. Ford's basically saying, "Yo, we gotta protect our turf."

They're plotting a whole strategy sesh to make Canada a total boss when it comes to the economy. We're talking snipping red tape like it's overgrown vines, giving the green light to those essential mineral and resource projects faster than you can say "Ring of Fire," and backing nuclear energy – including those small modular reactor thingies.

But wait, there's more! They're also vibing on dropping some serious coin on infrastructure. We're talking highways, transit, energy – the whole shebang. Plus, they wanna yeet those internal trade barriers to boost the economy and build new, nation-defining infrastructure. Pipelines, highways, railways, seaports, and airports all gonna get some love.

And because safety first, they wanna revamp bail reform. Also, they're tryna stay true to national defense commitments and use equipment made right here in Canada, no cap.

Ford even gave a shoutout to Pierre Poilievre and Jagmeet Singh for their service. Ford and Carney met before the election and things are looking up.

Speaking of Poilievre, major L – he lost his seat in the Ottawa area. Ouch. Ford didn't endorse him during the election, and he even co-signed his campaign manager's critique of Poilievre's strategy. Shade?