Cocaine Kicks at Pearson + Wildfires WILDIN'?! 🤯

The Deets

Alright, fam, let's get into it. Pearson Airport just had a major bust – over $400K of ❄️ hidden in...shoes? Like, who even thinks of that?! Meanwhile, some Ontario woman was scamming doulas by faking pregnancies and got FIVE YEARS. Yikes.

But hold up, it gets crazier. Wildfires are straight-up not playing. Northern Alberta had to expand their evac order, and some construction workers in Ontario legit had to hide in a shipping container to dodge the flames. Wild. Even the US firefighters are like, "Aight, we gotta help Canada, this is too much." Saskatchewan and Manitoba are in a state of emergency. Climate change might be the culprit. Shiii...

On some other sus stuff, thieves in Alberta torched a business AFTER robbing it. And someone's been out here shooting at houses in Cambridge? Saskatoon police found a body off Highway 7, and they're calling it a homicide. Sketchy AF.

Oh, and heads up to all you motorcyclists out there: A fatal crash on Crowchild Trail was apparently due to "excessive speed." Don't be a speed demon, stay safe out there, for real. Also, someone defaced Canada's National Holocaust Monument in Ottawa. Like, seriously? Why??

In less grim news, Hard Rock Hotel and Casino Ottawa is about to open in July if you are trying to live it up a lil. Quebec is throwing $10M at some company making Canadian satellite launch tech. Big moves only.

Lastly, on the health front, this Robert Miller dude might get his trial stayed 'cause he's not doing so hot health-wise. Some N.S. woman was wrongly told she had cancer?? That's messed up. And Manitoba's premier wants a billion-dollar cancer-fighting building. Let's hope they can come up with some fire things.

Oh yeah, and there was some drama over a dinged car in B.C., some dude torched a barn with animals inside, and some Halifax construction worker got punched after someone showed "sexually inappropriate" pics. The plot thickens. Measles cases are rising, Saskatoon's building storm ponds, and some Sask. woman is entering the Baseball Hall of Fame. Stay tuned for more deets!

More Wildfire Updates

Okay, so those wildfires? They're still wildin'. The Canadian military had to pull over 700 people out of Sandy Lake First Nation in Northern Ontario. That fire's doubled in size to over 1,500 square kilometers. Like, that's HUGE. The fire season is extra spicy this year. Almost 30,000 square kilometers of land have already burned. Bruh, nature is angry.