Car Seats Sus? Refugee Housing a Mess? Trump Throwin' Shade with Lumber Tariffs?! 🤯
How your child’s car seat might be more damaged than you think after an accident. Yo, the world's wildin'. Car seats might be low-key traps after accidents. Refugee fam might be homeless soon. Trump's messin' with Canada's lumber game. And it's Truth and Reconciliation Day, so show some respect.
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Yo, the world's wildin'. Car seats might be low-key traps after accidents. Refugee fam might be homeless soon. Trump's messin' with Canada's lumber game. And it's Truth and Reconciliation Day, so show some respect.
The Tea is Piping Hot 🔥
Okay, fam, listen up. This is important. That car seat you got for your little sibling? It might be more sus than you think after a fender bender. Even if it *looks* fine, the inside could be cracked, making it a whole lot less safe. So, lowkey, get it checked out or replaced after any kind of accident, no cap.
Next up, this is straight up not okay. Word on the street is that federal funding for housing asylum seekers is ending, which means a whole lotta refugees could be straight up homeless. Like, where are they supposed to go? People are PISSED, and rightfully so. Advocates are rallying at City Hall, begging for someone to throw some cash at this sitch. This ain't it, government. Do better.
And speaking of things that ain't it, Trump's back at it again, throwing shade with new tariffs on lumber from Canada. Like, seriously dude? This is gonna mess with Canadian businesses BIG TIME. Why you gotta be so extra?
Okay, shifting gears for a sec. Today's Truth and Reconciliation Day in Canada, so take a moment to reflect on the past and show some respect for the Indigenous community. There were ceremonies in Toronto to honor the children who died and the survivors of residential schools. It's a heavy day, for real, but it's important to remember and learn from history.
On a lighter note, Meridian Hall is celebrating its 65th anniversary! That's kinda iconic, ngl. But still, don't forget the serious stuff going on, okay?
Oh, and can you believe this? Some Ontario couple got stranded with a flat tire in Spain and then got ROBBED? Like, that's just a whole other level of bad luck. Sending them good vibes. 🙏
Lastly, if you're trying to hit up King and Dufferin, you're gonna have to find another route. They're renewing the streetcar tracks, so that intersection is CLOSED. Plan accordingly, bestie.
And in other news, an MMA fighter fended off home invaders, there's a crackdown on fitness standards and roles for women in the military, three sperm whales died (RIP), and a KC Chiefs fan had a player's headband stolen (bruh, who DOES that?!). Oh, and some adult man was Posing as a teen and enrolled in a US Highschool, Sus? Trump wants Canada as the 51st state? And Top U.S. military brass were given an ultimatum! And for all the Canadian fam, First Nations has got the tourism drip for you!!
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Sus | Suspicious, questionable. |
| Lowkey | Secretly, subtly. |
| No cap | Seriously, no lie. |
| Word on the street | Rumor, gossip. |
| Sitch | Situation. |
| Throwing Shade | To Insult/Say something bad about someone. |
| Piping Hot | Latest news. |
| NGl | Not gonna lie. |