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Canadian Diplomat Diced With Death in Tel Aviv 💣

Canadian embassy staffer rescued from building struck by a missile in Tel Aviv: Anita Anand. Yo, so a Canadian diplomat in Tel Aviv almost caught a stray when a building got merked by an Iranian missile. Our Foreign Affairs Minister said they're good, tho. Canada's standing by Israel, but also tryna

Edith Singh

16 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Yo, so a Canadian diplomat in Tel Aviv almost caught a stray when a building got merked by an Iranian missile. Our Foreign Affairs Minister said they're good, tho. Canada's standing by Israel, but also tryna chill everyone out with peace talks. Travel advisory? Don't even THINK about visiting Israel or Iran rn.

The Deets

Okay, fam, listen up. Things are getting spicy in the Middle East, like, five-alarm-fire spicy. Apparently, Iran and Israel are beefing HARD, throwing missiles at each other like it's a TikTok challenge gone wrong.

Here's the tea: A Canadian diplomat was just vibing in Tel Aviv when BAM! A missile from Iran hit the building they were in. Like, imagine the sheer panic. Luckily, they got rescued, and our Foreign Affairs Minister, Anita Anand, was like, "Yeah, they're safe, we got 'em." Huge W.

Canada's basically saying, "Israel, you do you and defend yourselves." But on the DL, they're hitting up all their contacts in Europe, Jordan, Saudi Arabia, and Oman, tryna set up some peace talks. Someone needs to hit the brakes on this situation, ASAP. Cause this is sus behavior.

Also, pro tip: If you were thinking about a trip to Israel or Iran, hard pass. The Canadian government is saying it's a no-go zone. Stay safe out there, fam.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Spicy	Exciting, potentially dangerous or controversial.
Beefing	Engaged in conflict or argument.
Vibing	Relaxing or spending time.
Huge W	A significant win or success.
On the DL	Secretly, discreetly.
Sus	Suspicious.
Hard pass	Strongly advise against it.

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