Canada's Wildfires Sending Mad Smoke Signals to the US πŸ’€

Canada wildfires prompt air quality warnings for Upper Midwest, Northeast. Canada's straight-up on fire, and the smoke's giving the Upper Midwest and Northeast some major ick. Air quality's looking sus in spots like Detroit and NYC, so stay inside, fam. No cap, might be stuck inside til Tuesday.

TL:DR

Canada's straight-up on fire, and the smoke's giving the Upper Midwest and Northeast some major ick. Air quality's looking sus in spots like Detroit and NYC, so stay inside, fam. No cap, might be stuck inside til Tuesday.

The Deets

Okay, so Canada's dealing with like, 738 wildfires rn – 201 of them are totally out of pocket. And guess what? All that smoke's drifting south, messing with the air quality in the US. We're talking at least eight states in the Upper Midwest and Northeast, y'all.

The smoke's hitting hard from Green Bay, through Detroit and NYC, all the way to Boston. Like, Detroit and Chicago are actually up there with the WORST air quality in the world right now. That's a major L.

Health peeps are saying we gotta chill indoors, keep those windows shut, and maybe skip that outdoor workout. This air quality alert could be sticking around 'til Tuesday, so buckle up, buttercups. Stay safe out there, fr fr.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation Full Form
rn Right now
Ick Something gross or unpleasant
Sus Suspicious, questionable
No cap Seriously, no lie
L Loss
fr fr for real for real, being honest

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