Canada's Lowkey Cooked: PM Says It's a Once-in-a-Lifetime Sitch 🇨🇦🔥

The Tea

Okay, so listen up, 'cause this is kinda important. Canada's newly-elected Prime Minister, Mark Carney, just dropped a bomb: he's saying Canada's in a "once-in-a-lifetime crisis." Why? Tariffs from the US, mainly. Apparently, the US is tryna pull some sus moves to weaken Canada, and it's lowkey working.

But Carney ain't just gonna sit there and take the L. He's planning a major glow-up for the Canadian economy, like the biggest since World War II. He's also meeting up with Donald Trump on May 6th to hash things out. Hopefully, they can squash the beef.

And it's not just about the US. Carney's also planning to buff up the military, secure the border, and add more Mounties. Plus, King Charles is gonna grace Canada with his presence later this month, which is kinda a big deal.

Politically, Carney's Liberal party snagged 168 seats, giving him a solid minority government. In the four days since the election, he's been networking like crazy, hitting up EU leaders, King Charles, and even the President of Ukraine, Zelenskyy.

The man's out here doing the most, tryna keep Canada from getting completely cooked. So, yeah, that's the tea. Stay woke, fam.

In other news, PM Mark Carney will be visiting Trump at the White House, even though Trump dissed Carney’s predecessor. Someone even said that it might not be a great idea to go because of the risk of Trump saying something sus. But Carney is lowkey confident, he said that he had a constructive phone call with Trump, and agreed to meet in Washington. And just a heads up, King Charles III will deliver a speech about the Canadian government’s priorities on May 27.

Apparently, Trump put tariffs on Canadian goods to stop fentanyl. Canada was like, we can beef up the border, but Trump didn’t listen. So Canada clapped back with their own tariffs on American goods. Carney is saying that he is going to get the best deal for Canada.