Canada Returnee Gets Cuffed for Throwin' Hands with KAI in Lagos 💀
Canada returnee arrested for assaulting Kai personnel in Lagos. Bruh, this dude just flew in from Canada and already beefin' with the KAI? 🚩 A 52-year-old got arrested for allegedly smackin' a KAI official after jaywalking. Plus, a whole squad got pinched for dumpin' trash and peein' in public. Lago
TL:DR
Bruh, this dude just flew in from Canada and already beefin' with the KAI? 🚩 A 52-year-old got arrested for allegedly smackin' a KAI official after jaywalking. Plus, a whole squad got pinched for dumpin' trash and peein' in public. Lagos ain't playin' no games, fr fr.
The Tea ☕
Okay, so boom. A 52-year-old man named Morufudeen Idowu, who just got back from Canada, caught a case in Lagos. Apparently, he decided to sprint across the expressway in Ojota like it was the Olympics, and a KAI (Lagos State Environmental Sanitation Corps) official tried to stop him. Things escalated QUICK, and now he's been arrested for allegedly assaulting the officer.
The Commissioner for Environment and Water Resources in Lagos was like, "Yeah, he's gettin' prosecuted, no cap." Seems crossing the expressway where you ain't supposed to is a major L in Lagos, and they're cracking down, especially in spots like Ojota, Oshodi, and Mile 2, where peeps be playin' Frogger with their lives.
But wait, there's more! The authorities ain't just sweatin' the jaywalkers. They also rounded up 23 people in Isokoko for chuckin' trash on top of the drainage systems—major ick. And to top it off, two peeps got popped for droppin' the kids in public at Agege Motor Road, while eight others got pinched for public urination at Allen, Opebi, and Governor’s Road in Alausa. They all gonna be writin' essays in court, apparently.
Moral of the story? Lagos ain't the place to be testin' the waters. Follow the rules, or get ready to face the music, fam. 🤷♀️
Abbreviations Glossary
| Abbreviation | Full Form |
|---|---|
| Bruh | Bro, dude, friend. Used to address someone or express disbelief. |
| Beefin' | Having a conflict or argument. |
| 🚩 | Red flag, warning sign. |
| No cap | No lie, for real. |
| L | Loss. |
| Quick | Fast. |
| Ick | Gross, disgusting. |
| Popped | Arrested |
| Droppin' the kids | Defecating (euphemism) |
| Aint the place to be testing the waters | Don't take risks |
| Fam | Friend |