Canada Just Said "Nah" to Trump's Shenanigans! 🇨🇦💅

The Tea is Piping Hot ☕

Alright, listen up, besties, 'cause this is some serious international tea. So, Canada just had their election thingy, and guess what? Mark Carney and the Liberal Party snatched the crown. But here's the kicker: a lot of peeps are saying that Trump, yeah, that Trump, kinda helped 'em out. Like, his whole vibe of "Canada should just become the 51st state" and all the trade war drama? It lowkey made Canadians go full-on patriotic and rally behind Carney. It was wild.

Carney himself was like, "Yo, Trump is straight-up trying to break us," and he doubled down on Canadian unity. It was giving main character energy, tbh. He’s talking about how the U.S. and Canada used to be total besties since like, World War II, but now? Things are def sus.

Meanwhile, the Conservative Party, led by Pierre Poilievre, took an L. Apparently, they were too focused on dragging Justin Trudeau and didn't read the room. Canadians were all about that unity, and the Conservatives just weren't vibing. It's giving boomer energy.

But it ain't all sunshine and maple syrup, fam. Canada's economy is kinda fragile, especially 'cause they rely so much on the U.S. for trade. Tariffs could do some major damage, and there's a whole cost-of-living crisis brewing. Like, rent is way too high, and avocado toast is basically a luxury item at this point. But Carney's got a plan to use those tariff dollars to help workers, keep dental care affordable, and even give everyone a tax cut. He also wants to keep immigration levels sustainable and give Canada's public broadcaster a glow-up. We'll see if it slaps.