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Butter Tart Fest is Gonna Be Lit 🔥

Ontario’s Best Butter Tart Festival to take over heart of Midland. Ontario's Best Butter Tart Festival is back in Midland, and it's gonna be bussin'. 230+ vendors, new butter tart ice cream, and a whole vibe. Free entry, shuttles, and expected to make bank. Don't sleep on this!

Edith Singh

13 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Ontario's Best Butter Tart Festival is back in Midland, and it's gonna be bussin'. 230+ vendors, new butter tart ice cream, and a whole vibe. Free entry, shuttles, and expected to make bank. Don't sleep on this!

The Deets

Aight, listen up fam! Ontario's Best Butter Tart Festival is hitting up Midland this Saturday, and it's gonna be totally lit. We're talking the 12th year, and over 50k people are gonna be there, so you know it's the real deal. No cap, this fest is the definition of main character energy.

There's gonna be like, 230+ vendors slinging everything from the classic tarts to the most extra flavors you can imagine. Food trucks? Check. Local merchants? Double-check. And Chapman's Ice Cream is dropping a brand new butter tart flavor exclusively at the fest. Bet.

But wait, there's more! They got a butter tart contest where the pros and the home bakers battle it out for the crown. Plus, live entertainment and a Kids Zone to keep the little ones occupied. So, the parents can enjoy all the bussin' butter tarts!

It’s all going down from 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. this Saturday. Free shuttles are gonna be running, so you don’t have to stress about parking, just look out for Georgian Bay District Secondary School and Wye Valley Road near Highway 12. This whole thing is expected to generate between $2 to $4 million, which is wild. This festival brings in the dough! 🤑

Seriously, if you're anywhere near Midland, you gotta pull up. It's gonna be the place to be. Just sayin'.

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Lit	Cool, exciting, awesome.
Bussin'	Really good, delicious.
No cap	No lie, for real.
Extra	Over the top, excessive.
Bet	Okay, I agree.
Pull Up	Show up, attend.

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