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Bust at the Ambassador Bridge: They Found the Goods 😬

Firearms, stun guns and brass knuckles all seized at the Ambassador Bridge. Bruh, the Ambassador Bridge was wildin' out! Customs agents were straight-up confiscating heat—like, guns, stun guns, brass knuckles—from peeps tryin' to cross. Someone's gettin' clapped with some hefty fines, and even so

Edith Singh

12 Jun 2025 — 1 min read

TL:DR

Bruh, the Ambassador Bridge was wildin' out! Customs agents were straight-up confiscating heat—like, guns, stun guns, brass knuckles—from peeps tryin' to cross. Someone's gettin' clapped with some hefty fines, and even some weed and gummies were seized. Keep it 100, y'all: don't be sus at the border!

The Deets

Okay, so listen up, fam. Between May 28th and June 1st, the Canada Border Services Agency (CBSA) was on one, straight-up seizing a whole arsenal at the Ambassador Bridge. We talkin' firearms, like actual 🔫. And it wasn't just guns, they also snagged stun guns, brass knuckles—the whole shebang!

Turns out, some U.S. citizens were tryna sneak in their pieces, and now they're payin' the price—fines up to $2,000! Ouch! A Canadian resident was also handed a $1,000 fine for a prohibited knife and stun gun. Low key embarrassing for them.

But wait, there's more! It wasn't just weapons; they also seized cannabis, cannabis gummies (someone's stash got snatched!), and even a switchblade. Plus, during an export exam, they found 200 rounds of ammo! CBSA ain't playin' no games.

The CBSA has the power to question travelers and check their stuff under the Customs Act, so don't be thinkin' you can get away with anything, fr fr. Play it safe, kids!

Abbreviations Glossary

Abbreviation	Full Form
Bruh	Bro, dude, friend (gender neutral).
Wildin' out	Acting crazy or out of control.
Heat	Weapons, typically firearms.
Peeps	People.
Gettin' clapped	Receiving consequences or punishment.
Keep it 100	Be honest, be real.
Sus	Suspicious.
Shebang	Everything, the whole lot.
Payin' the price	Facing the consequences.
Low key	Discreetly, subtly.
Stash	A hidden supply of something.
Ain't playin' no games	Being serious, not messing around.
Fr fr	For real, seriously.

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